How to Become Your Own Boyfriend

America Gets Frenched

Gabriel reads his reported feature from France about the intricacies and incredibilities of readying American films for French consumption. Originally a cover story for Matter magazine in 2014, this writer’s cut exists exclusively here in audio form. See the print version at https://medium.com/matter/what-it-takes-to-be-the-french-jennifer-lawrence-9177abe68534.

I, Transphobe

Gabriel reads his essay about how to be less transphobic, discussing bad medical advice, post-transition sexism, and how problematic Kevin Hart’s new Netflix show is. You can read it, and see links to related stories, at The Faggot-Witch Whenever, fwwhenever.com/how-to-fight-transphobia.

Cross-Dressing Transsexual Does Bump of Caviar

Gabriel reads his story about learning how caviar, and capitalism, won’t solve all his problems.

How to Become Your Own Boyfriend

Gabriel reads his essay about becoming his own boyfriend in 2,316 days, after psychedelic-assisted psychotherapy, divorce, tons of therapy, transitioning, and moving into an RV.

A Slightly Hungover Reading of a Somewhat Drunken Missive From a Trailer-Dwelling Transsexual

Gabriel reads his story about facing fears of becoming a stereotype of trans poverty. Plus fighting for crime victims’ compensation. Plus the difference between metaphorical and literal balls, which he did not get when he ordered his bespoke magnificent penis.