First Pump Since the Fires

White Lightning Down by the Bayou

Holy vibe shift, Batman! The cousins return to take inventory of the past year as they discuss everything from tariffs strike-downs and James Talarico to the Academy Awards and Lana Del Rey's embrace of the Southern Gothic aesthetic. Julian wonders about the wider implications of Punch the Monkey's popularity, while Brian assures the audience that, while he hasn't seen every episode of Heated Rivalry, he likes it very much.

Maya Angelou's Worst Poem

It's mostly a White Lotus season finale recap - we're pretty much disassociating from everything else rn!

Working out with Celebrities

The Baes teach Cuba how to establish an Oligarchy and revel in the schadenfreude of Emilia Perez's disappointing Oscar campaign.

Department of Baby Seal Clubbing

Boy, what a year it's been, huh? (Lemon, it's February). The Baes dissect the YOLO actions of the New American Empire, Julian talks about taking work calls from an eliptical, and Brian talks about a family whose wealth is tenuously held together by a series Taco Bell franchises.

First Pump Since the Fires

I know no one cares about the LA fires anymore, but here's a little distillation of what it was like when we were in the middle of it. Obviously lots to talk about in the year and we're still only 3 weeks into January. We're not going anywhere, hope y'all aren't either.