Episode 11. Questionable Decisions, New Pets, Theater Kids, + WEED!

Episode 11. Questionable Decisions, New Pets, Theater Kids, + WEED!

My older sister joins me as we unpack the deeply questionable decision of getting new pets like we’re emotionally responsible enough for that (we’re not). We wander into childhood theater kid chaos, moments of accidental brilliance, and a very honest amount of weed-fueled reflection. If you've ever impulsively brought home a furry creature and hoped for the best, this episode might feel uncomfortably relatable — in the funniest way.

Episode 10. Dad Jokes, Too Many Tokes, The Best for Last + WEED!

We’re high, we’re laughing, and somehow my husband thinks he’s a comedian now. Join us for dad jokes gone wrong, too many tokes, and one last joke that might actually break us.

Episode 9. Overwhelmed, Over It, Over the Hill + WEED!

In this episode of High Functioning, Melissa gets blazingly honest about feeling overwhelmed, developing “grandma problems” at 31, and rethinking Thanksgiving one edible at a time. It’s chaotic, hilarious, and a little too relatable — like your inner monologue, but higher.

Episode 8. Then Vs Now, Newlywed Game, Functional Relationship + WEED!

In this episode, we get blazed and look back at who we used to be versus who we are now — for better or worse. Then we put our marriage to the test with a hilarious Newlywed Game and chat about what makes a “functional” relationship (with a little help from weed, of course).

Episode 7. Ghost Hunting, Open Enrollments, and "higher" Perspectives + WEED!

This week, we’re ghost hunting, surviving open benefit enrollments (the real horror), and exploring “higher” perspectives on life, love, and the afterlife. Expect stoner philosophy, haunted giggles, and— all fueled by premium bud and questionable logic. (Warning: Contains adult language, smoke breaks, and way too many deep thoughts about ghosts and medical coverage.)