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Phasers, Lightsabers & Bad Opinions

Two opinionated nerds enter the ultimate sci-fi cage match: Star Wars vs Star Trek. One side has space wizards with emotional damage and laser swords. The other has diplomatic astronauts holding staff meetings in space while pretending technobabble is science. Each episode tackles the important questions humanity refuses to solve: Could the Federation survive the Empire? Would Darth Vader tolerate one Starfleet briefing? *Why does every planet in both universes apparently have one climate? Fueled with deeply unnecessary arguments, I break down movies, series, ships, villains, fandom drama, and decades of canon chaos to determine which franchise truly rules the galaxy — or at least the convention center basement. Who will win May the Force Let You Live Long and Prosper. MERCH: https://tee.pub/lic/laGTqfDSmIk [https://tee.pub/lic/laGTqfDSmIk]

Let Me Sell You Something

In a world of unhinged rants, take a tour of famous obvious advice, into a genuine (and funny) argument that the real problem isn't the advice itself — it's a world that makes basic human maintenance so hard that people have to buytheir way back to it. Chaotic energy throughout, with one honest moment in the middle that earns all the snark around it. Let go! MERCH: https://tee.pub/lic/laGTqfDSmIk [https://tee.pub/lic/laGTqfDSmIk]

Influencers Are Exhausting

A sharp, no-nonsense rant about how influencers turned everyday life into a nonstop performance—where nothing is casual, everything is “content,” and even breakfast has a brand deal. This episode breaks down why following influencers feels like emotional cardio, how authenticity became a marketing strategy, and why you’re so tired just watching someone else live their “effortless” life on a 12-step lighting setup. MERCH: https://tee.pub/lic/laGTqfDSmIk [https://tee.pub/lic/laGTqfDSmIk]

Scroll, Tap, Repeat Who’s Really to Blame

A brutally honest (and slightly sarcastic) deep dive into social media addiction—why you can’t stop scrolling, why it’s not entirely your fault, and how billion-dollar algorithms are playing you like a slot machine. This episode breaks down the psychology, the tech, and the cultural pressure keeping you hooked… while calling out both you and the system. Equal parts eye-opening and uncomfortably relatable, with just enough humor to make you feel better about losing 47 minutes to videos you didn’t even want to watch.

Minimal Listeners, Maximum Confidence

A snarky, self-aware look at the world of podcasting, whereeveryone has a mic, an opinion, and absolutely no idea who’s listening. This episode dives into the highs of creative freedom and the lows of shouting into the void, poking fun at overconfidence, bad audio, and the universal dream of“going viral” someday. It’s equal parts humor and reality check for anyone who’s ever thought, “Hey… I could start a podcast.” MERCH: https://tee.pub/lic/laGTqfDSmIk [https://tee.pub/lic/laGTqfDSmIk]