Stood Up, Didn't Shut Up

Gimme More

This week we hired a "lawyer" to answer the question no one asked but everyone needed answered: can you get sued for saying a celebrity has a tiny penis? Then we play a rapid-fire game that proves communication is somehow harder than sex, and Bennett breaks down his latest run-in with an emotionally immature man who brought plenty of drama and very little self-awareness. "Legal advice," relationship chaos, and way too much oversharing. In other words... gimme more!

Boners and Breakups

The Al boyfriend drama continues 🤯 and somehow gets even more unhinged. We're talking suspicious 🍆 pics, breakup fallout, Bennett's work crush, and finally spilling the lore about Carrie and her relationship with Jack including how they met and the recent chaos surrounding their brief breakup!

Stood Up, Didn't Shut Up

This week we got stood up... so we spiraled. From meeting a random man (for Bennett 👀) to debating body counts and where to pick someone up in Austin-this night went off the rails fast. And yeah... we definitely didn't shut up.

Winning Dildos, and Losing Dads

In this episode, we're unpacking a lot!!! From a man boldly hitting on one of us... while secretly cheating on his longtime wife 🤯 to a chaotic story involving toys, giveaways, and a double-sided surprise you won't believe 😏 But it's not all drama and laughs, we also get real as Bennett shares his experience coming out to his father, and the reaction that followed. Messy, honest, and a little unhinged-just how we like it!

No breaks, No boundaries, and ALL the Red Flags

Bad first dates, terrible men, and questionable life choices, this episode has it all. We try to talk Bennett out of continuing things with Marco (good luck to us), relive the moment Scarlett crashed her car for coffee, and take our very first guest call-in. It's messy, it's unfiltered, and honestly... no one is making good decisions!