6. Historical Romance: Miss Lockharte's Letters, Unlocked & The Rogue of Islay Isle

11. 1 Rage Bait Romance & 2 Perf Recs

I forgot to warn for spoilers for the main book, just FYI. Sometimes you take a long, hard look at your life and realize you're being too nice, at least in the past two weeks. Probably because you're too tired from allergies and living a life of lower middle-class luxury, aka you've been nodding off on your most expensive piece of furniture, which to most people would be mid-priced. Anyway, nothing awakens my consciousness like being an asshole, so this week's book is a rager, excuse me, I misspoke, I meant it's rage bait. Well, rage bait with two recs for two excellent non-rage bait books, both sci-fi too. Beautiful perfect recommendations  Bay's Mercenary - C.L. Scholey  Good Deeds - Kathryn Moon  Horrible rage bait book  The Greek's Forgotten Wife - Elizabeth Lennox

10. Divorce Romance: The Other Woman & Complicated

Did you not realize that by me making 10 episodes of this show, I fulfilled the prophecy foretold at the advent of my birth? Yeah, I finally get the two gay boyfriends I always wanted, and a Sea-Doo. My prophecy was sponsored by a personal watercraft and pontoon boat lobbyist. I just hope my next prophecy is sponsored by BMX I need a bike with front AND back pegs for my two platonic gay boyfriends. Something nice too, my guys and I expect a certain level of add-ons, like a Hello Kitty basket for my pills, and streamers for the handlebars. A pink license plate that says "Hot Cheese" in rhinestones wouldn't go unappreciated either.  Divorce Books 4 2day The Other Woman - Jordan Silver Complicated - Kristen Ashley

9. Biker Romance: Riggs & Unwritten Rules

I don't wanna dieeeeeeeee I just wanna ride my mo-tor-cy-cle, it's the G.I. Joe PSA one, not the Arlo Guthrie one. Motorcycle Club Romance books with too much face touching and eye contact make me uncomfortable, but I'll be fine, I'm gonna power thru this, because I love these two books. I'm pro-cat fight, pro-MC, pro-forehead botox, pro-goth code switching, anti-too much cheese, anti-hogging the dog shit patch. Riggs - Crystal Daniels and Sandy Alvarez Unwritten Rules - Jordan Marie

8. Messy Gut Punch Romance: His Bittersweet Regret & 4 Recs

Am I in love with Gary, the landlord? Is Gary the landlord my dream man?There was A LOT of hissing and crying that had to get edited out of this episode. I permitted myself to be more totalitarian than usual in honor of reaching womanhood, aka turning 35. It's MESSY GUT PUNCH ROMANCE BOOKS I love emotional torture, hissing, and hate Grandpa Joe from Willy Wonka. 4 messy gut punch romance book recs and His Bittersweet Regret by Christine Michelle for this week's book report :)

7. Everyone Sucks Romance: Have You Seen Her? & Maggie's Dad

HELLO, 911? HELP, I'VE BEEN TRICKED. This episode's romance books all feature main characters I would hate to sit next to at a dinner party! They'd just keep saying euphemistic shit to me like "Wow, it's so great you don't care what anyone thinks about you, you're such a free spirit."  You know what, I'm gonna sneak out the back door and I'm taking my French torte with me.  Thank you to our sponsors: Canadian Panic Attack, Etsy Fabric Scraps for Shut-ins, B.I.T.C.H.H. Girl Goth Gay Gun Ownership, and a PSA about a concerned but unhelpful dog owner. Have You Seen Her? By Karen Rose  Maggie's Dad - Diana Palmer