Door Gash

Stouffers and Ropes

Good news everybody, gambling no longer has consequences. It sure won't get you kicked out of college. It begs to question if going to college these days is even worth it though so not sure getting kicked out is the worst thing.

Jackson Polyp

Get your Colonoscopys people. Not only is a great way to cut weight for the Summer; it just may let you see another Summer.

Door Gash

We have some first times this week. First time prentending we belong at the new club. First time being on the other end of a pizza delivery. First time learning about a new use for a mustache. And a first time celebrating something one of us has been doing for 20 years.

Philly Nice

So many things are misunderstood between seemingly normal creatures. Beauty and the Beast is a pretty good example of things just not making sense. For the record Gaston is a hero. Other relationship don't make sense for very different reason. At least we undestand the relationship yard creatures have with the others.

Surprise Guest

Some of us had a lot of fun this week, but others were not as ammused. We shall see how it goes over with the listeners. We also unpack some new shirt trends that are sure to dissapoint some people as well. Happy Mother's Day ya'll.