Into the Gray with D.K. Hall Podcast

Episode 14: Borrowed Pants & Burnt Retinas: Excuses Hall of Shame

13 min · 2. juni 2026
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Welcome to the excuse files. In this episode of Into The Gray, DK Hall pulls back the curtain on the most creative, bizarre, and downright delusional things people have said to him while wearing the badge. From the guy who blamed a solar eclipse for his swerving to the woman who thought being a psychic would get her out of a ticket—and yes, the legendary "borrowed pants" defense—you won't believe what actually comes out of people's mouths when the blue lights come on. If you've ever wondered what it's actually like to be a cop—the absurdity, the patience, and the split-second decision to laugh or write a citation—this one's for you. Buckle up. Seriously. We'll get to that later.

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On a quiet March evening in 1997, what began as a routine speeding stop on Kentucky's AA Highway turned into one of the most unforgettable encounters of my career. After clocking a gold van at 87 mph in a 55 mph zone, I approached the driver expecting an ordinary traffic stop. Then he spoke. The voice was unmistakable. Behind the wheel was Joe Nuxhall—the legendary Cincinnati Reds broadcaster and the youngest player ever to appear in a Major League Baseball game. In this episode, I share the story of that unexpected encounter, why professionalism matters no matter who's sitting in the driver's seat, and how one speeding ticket ended up making newspaper headlines across Northern Kentucky. Sometimes the most memorable moments in law enforcement don't come from high-speed pursuits or dramatic arrests—they come from meeting remarkable people on ordinary days. ⚾ A story about baseball, responsibility, fairness, and one legendary voice that I'll never forget.

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