You Can’t Have Sex with Patrick Swayze - He’s Dead.

You Can’t Have Sex with Patrick Swayze - He’s Dead.

On Just, Jest, Jan - Luke and Jan get into the conversation about Page 3 girls, Dear Deidre, and George & Lynne the nudey cartoon that used to be in the papers. And, the age old question: is thinking about other people during sex counted as cheating? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices [https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices]

Results, Risky Naked Positions and Restricted Views

So we all rinsed Jan for milking the recovery, but it turns out that she’s actually overdone it and now she’s really NOT allowed to do anything! She did go to see Take That though, and spoiler alert, she dropped a lot of cash for a restricted view :( Luke and Jan get into how annoying it is when your appointments get cancelled after a Luke had to suffer the injustice of the hairdresser closing with no notice! And the horrors persist for Luke this week, when he walked in on his mother legs akimbo to the ceiling fan. Don’t ask - it was hot!! Jan has eaten a worm, but never baked one before, and had you ever thought about washing your bum by doing a handstand in the shower?! Nope, us neither… Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices [https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices]

Don’t Go Behind Cinderella’s Castle…!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY LLL! After the episode with the amazing Philippa Dunne, Luke and Jan chat about some of the best things they’ve been watching on telly! After watching the new Russell T Davies thriller Tip Toe, Luke thinks it should be shown in schools! And you lot have not disappointed with your confessions this week with someone getting up to all sorts in a theme park. Plus there’s pregnancy advice from Jan - she was blooming the first time she was pregnant but sick as a dog with Luke(!) proving that he was causing trouble since before he was born! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices [https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices]

Philippa Dunne Dunne Dunnnnnnnne!

Luke is joined by the incredible BAFTA nominated Amandaland and Motherland star Philippa Dunne, who plays long suffering friend of Amanda, Anne. She talks about how she got into TV because it looked like massive craic, and she and Luke compare notes on how going to the BAFTAs is a LOT of clapping. Plus, horror movie fanatic Philippa is put to the test on her fav films, although DO NOT come near her if you are a waxwork, statue or mannequin. Hard NO. And Luke’s joke about repeating answers in French completely backfires when Philippa responds in perfect French and reveals that her mum was a French teacher(!) C'est gênant ! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices [https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices]

Don’t Be A Fool, Wrap Your Tool!

After the episode with Maisie Adam, Luke has one thing on his mind: how well would he do on Last One Laughing?! We’re not saying he can fart on command or anything but…. he *can* fart on command. Plus Luke and Jan get into it following a confession about service station antics - how far would you go for a free ride?! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices [https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices]