Ep. 1 - No Real Gyros

Ep. 5 - I Hate the Way you Live

Who would do something like this? Who would write that, who would leave this note on my window sill?  Who hates the way you live?  Why do they hate the way you live?  Why?

Ep. 4 - A Stomp to the Foot

"I'm coming in Langress! I'm breaking down the door!" "Oh Holy Moly! Where's my gun?!!!" "Here I come!!!!" "My home is my castle! My home is my castle!'

Ep. 3 - Red Skies at Morning

"I don't even know who you are anymore!!!" "Baby, look into my eyes! I'm dirty effin' Harry!"

Ep. 2 - Jesus Doesn't Discriminate

Where are the cops?!!!! Why are they not here doing their policing stuff?!!! Why are they not here taking fingerprints and whatever?!!! Oh god! We're on our own! There's nobody coming to help us... Starring: Hannah Nguyen, Justino Tesoro, Brian Anthony Wilson, Paul Page, and Zachary McNally. With an entirely original score by Matt Parker. Written by k.c. keene and Eric Dente

Ep. 1 - No Real Gyros

"Can brownie batter save my relationship?" "Well, it depends on how you use it." Langress is home making brownies for her boyfriend when a masked stalker peeps in from the fire escape. Defenseless, terrorized, she does the only thing she can and confronts them with the bowl of batter. The eggs go everywhere. The batter goes everywhere. And the battle is on.