VANS

LIQUID DEATH

Murder your... ears. Play this ish LOUD. LIQUID DEATH = OUR WATER.

COMIC SANS

What's your type? My font overfloweth. I wish we were sans comic sans! Just a few of the captions I've been trying out for the COMIC SANS episode of Millennial Excellence. Any tickle your fancy?

VANS

If you're wearing Vans right now... you might be alternative. And you're definitely millennial. Vans are adult attire because, well, we're the adults now. Oh, and if you wish we were talking about Converse instead we did that on Patreon [https://www.patreon.com/posts/158950014].

GOLLUM

What has it got in its nasty pocketsess?!?!?! A portable music device? We wants it, we needs it. Must have the podcast. They stole it from us. Sneaky little listeners. Wicked, tricksy, false! Give it to us raw and wriggling!

YOUNG FOLKS

*whistles in fluent hipster*