Misadventures In Small Business #26: Roadkill Face-rapes My Neck At A Christmas Party

Misadventures In Small Business #28 “You know who you remind me of?”

There are compliments and then there are COMPLIMENTS!

Misadventures In Small Business #27: "Some Tooty-fruity Wants Your Booty!"

It's nice to have coworkers that know how to phrase things concisely and accurately! Funny story from 2003 involving a flesh-fencer from Bank of America and my coworker's reaction...

Misadventures In Small Business #26: Roadkill Face-rapes My Neck At A Christmas Party

A tragedy occurred at a company Christmas party back in December 2001; here are the ugly details!

Misadventures In Small Business #25: Kicking Bums Off Credit Union Property

Sometimes verbal communication needs to be loud, profane, and menacing for the listener to decide to obey simple commands. Funny story from fall 2014...

Misadventures In Small Business #24: Side Gig As A Cum-buster

Side jobs used to be really hard to find, so don't judge; be thankful for the internet and smart phones! True Misadventure from 1992, I'm sad to confess.