I Want to Take My Handshake Back

No Kings Day Round One

We are protesting the regime today. It is really upsetting our overlord. We also have some local officials that are pretending to be progressive that we need to talk about. And men are really sad that they made the world this way. ---------------------------------------- Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy [https://acast.com/privacy] for more information.

Stupidity Abounds

We're buying pardons! The current regime needs a vocabulary lesson. We're disgusted every single day by the actions of this regime and the never-ending stream of bullshit designed to make us feel helpless and hopeless. ---------------------------------------- Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy [https://acast.com/privacy] for more information.

I WANT THE WATER CHESTNUTS

Erin really wants water chestnuts with her stir fry. Cory Booker speaks for 25 hours for... reasons. The sundowner-in-chief can't understand the cost of groceries because he was born with a silver spoon up his ass or whatever the phrase is. "Fuck you poors" says Mehmet Oz. ---------------------------------------- Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy [https://acast.com/privacy] for more information.

Punch Flag Fire!

Why ARE we taxing kids' paychecks? We're rolling back protections against child labor, because pre-Industrial Revolution was when the country was great? The WH social media accounts are killing satire one post at a time. Multiple heads of state share classified information via Signal group chat and "accidentally" include an Atlantic reporter. Introducing our outline for a real path to citizenship. ---------------------------------------- Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy [https://acast.com/privacy] for more information.

I Want to Take My Handshake Back

Leadership continues to be feckless. Pennsylvania senators are shitbags and Erin wants to retract her handshake. Elon thinks he is capable of improving the government's spending when he can't manage his own. Project 2025 completion creeps closer with the breaking of government services with the goal of privatization. ---------------------------------------- Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy [https://acast.com/privacy] for more information.