Not That Damn Show

The Gang Settles the Ghosting Debate | Ep 99

1 h 20 min · 4 de jun de 2026
Portada del episodio The Gang Settles the Ghosting Debate | Ep 99

DescripciĂłn

This episode started with a simple relationship question and somehow ended with cousin confessions and discussions about butthole licking. The big debate: if someone ghosts you after three months, are they responsible when you completely lose your mind afterward? The jury was divided. We also discovered that Florida's most misspelled word is apparently "school," held a spelling bee for grown adults, argued about Michael Jordan vs Wayne Gretzky, and learned that some people are allergic to their own orgasms. Then Ian delivered what may be one of the greatest stories in show history: a desperate sprint through Best Buy while trying not to become permanently known as "The Best Buy Pooper." The confessions were somehow even worse with hotel squatters, cousin crushes. porta-potty enthusiasts and paid wedgies. Humanity remains undefeated. Welcome to Americas Loudest Podcast đŸ‡ș🇾 👕Your wardrobe looks weak and you know it. Fix the problem before strangers assume you're responsible for modern country radio. https://www.nottds.com/store/ [https://www.nottds.com/store/] đŸ“© Got a secret that's keeping your therapist employed? Excellent. Send it to us and let the internet judge you instead. https://ngl.link/notthatdamnshow2 [https://ngl.link/notthatdamnshow2] ⭐ Follow the show, subscribe everywhere, leave a review, and help us continue making poor life choices professionally. https://linktr.ee/nottds [https://linktr.ee/nottds] đŸŽ„ The uncensored video version lives on Patreon, where you can actually see the faces attached to these terrible opinions. https://www.patreon.com/NOTThatDamnShow [https://www.patreon.com/NOTThatDamnShow] ghosting dating advice ghosting debate crazy ex texting relationship advice best buy story best buy pooper penis fossil random facts kryptonite origin superman radio show tittle grammar fact orgasm allergy post orgasmic illness syndrome sardines fish facts ejaculation facts exploding trees wayne gretzky michael jordan sports debate flavor aid jim jones spelling bee misspelled words california spelling florida school spelling business spelling because spelling daughtry halestorm limp bizkit aftershock music discussion college fund family business small business inflation prison brother aggravated assault ann arbor michigan st paul minnesota confession segment porta potty confession hotel living story cousin attraction wheelchair im still standing paid wedgie confession not that damn show

Comentarios

0

SĂ© la primera persona en comentar

ÂĄRegĂ­strate ahora y Ășnete a la comunidad de Not That Damn Show!

Empezar

2 meses por 1 €

DespuĂ©s 4,99 € / mes · Cancela cuando quieras.

  • Podcasts exclusivos
  • 20 horas de audiolibros / mes
  • Podcast gratuitos

Todos los episodios

103 episodios

Portada del episodio The Gang Settles the Ghosting Debate | Ep 99

The Gang Settles the Ghosting Debate | Ep 99

This episode started with a simple relationship question and somehow ended with cousin confessions and discussions about butthole licking. The big debate: if someone ghosts you after three months, are they responsible when you completely lose your mind afterward? The jury was divided. We also discovered that Florida's most misspelled word is apparently "school," held a spelling bee for grown adults, argued about Michael Jordan vs Wayne Gretzky, and learned that some people are allergic to their own orgasms. Then Ian delivered what may be one of the greatest stories in show history: a desperate sprint through Best Buy while trying not to become permanently known as "The Best Buy Pooper." The confessions were somehow even worse with hotel squatters, cousin crushes. porta-potty enthusiasts and paid wedgies. Humanity remains undefeated. Welcome to Americas Loudest Podcast đŸ‡ș🇾 👕Your wardrobe looks weak and you know it. Fix the problem before strangers assume you're responsible for modern country radio. https://www.nottds.com/store/ [https://www.nottds.com/store/] đŸ“© Got a secret that's keeping your therapist employed? Excellent. Send it to us and let the internet judge you instead. https://ngl.link/notthatdamnshow2 [https://ngl.link/notthatdamnshow2] ⭐ Follow the show, subscribe everywhere, leave a review, and help us continue making poor life choices professionally. https://linktr.ee/nottds [https://linktr.ee/nottds] đŸŽ„ The uncensored video version lives on Patreon, where you can actually see the faces attached to these terrible opinions. https://www.patreon.com/NOTThatDamnShow [https://www.patreon.com/NOTThatDamnShow] ghosting dating advice ghosting debate crazy ex texting relationship advice best buy story best buy pooper penis fossil random facts kryptonite origin superman radio show tittle grammar fact orgasm allergy post orgasmic illness syndrome sardines fish facts ejaculation facts exploding trees wayne gretzky michael jordan sports debate flavor aid jim jones spelling bee misspelled words california spelling florida school spelling business spelling because spelling daughtry halestorm limp bizkit aftershock music discussion college fund family business small business inflation prison brother aggravated assault ann arbor michigan st paul minnesota confession segment porta potty confession hotel living story cousin attraction wheelchair im still standing paid wedgie confession not that damn show

4 de jun de 20261 h 20 min
Portada del episodio The Gang Eats Government Cheese | Ep 98

The Gang Eats Government Cheese | Ep 98

This episode started with Jenn disappearing before showtime and somehow got worse from there. Stroke introduced a song called Don't Put Bananas In My Butt, which immediately destroyed whatever credibility we had left. Then we stumbled onto a Florida music festival charging $34 for a turkey leg and spent the next twenty minutes trying to figure out whether that counts as theft. We also uncovered America's forgotten government cheese mountain, discussed New Jersey's weird gas-pumping laws, debated speed cameras, and learned there's apparently a luxury anti-aging cream designed specifically for your penis. No, that's not a joke. By the end of the episode we’ve talked about ringworm throats, pledge allegiance controversies, and whether Thomas Jefferson would've simply canceled America if he saw what the internet has become. If you've ever wondered what happens when three dudes start with a simple conversation and end up discussing anti-aging dick lotion, this one's for you. Welcome to America’s Loudest Podcast đŸ‡ș🇾 👕Life is expensive enough. At least spend your money on something stupid you actually wanted. Grab your NTDS merch: https://www.nottds.com/store/ [https://www.nottds.com/store/] đŸ“© Done something questionable? Illegal? Weirdly impressive? Dump it in the confessional and let us judge you from a safe distance. https://ngl.link/notthatdamnshow2 [https://ngl.link/notthatdamnshow2] ⭐Help us confuse even more people across America and apparently Brazil. Follow, subscribe, and leave a review: https://linktr.ee/nottds [https://linktr.ee/nottds] đŸŽ„ Want the uncensored video version with all the facial expressions that make these conversations even worse? Get Patreon access here: https://www.patreon.com/NOTThatDamnShow [https://www.patreon.com/NOTThatDamnShow] This episode is sponsored by More Labs. Morning Recovery helps you bounce back after a night out, and Liquid Focus helps you get stuff done without the crash. Head to MoreLabs.com [http://MoreLabs.com] and use promo code NTDS to save 20% off. Brazil listener Rio de Janeiro daughter Washington DC school trip bananas in my butt song viral internet song Gulf Coast Jam festival prices turkey leg price gouging lemonade price festival food prices Aftershock comparison radio industry local radio Odyssey podcast Walmart Plus Upside app gas prices government speed cameras Oakland speeding tickets New Jersey gas stations daylight saving time government cheese mountain California high speed rail Prohibition war on drugs Patriot Act Cobra Effect British India cobras Florida radio midget wrestling Peter Dinklage Rosie O'Donnell facelift Christina Applegate ugly shoes ringworm throat Real Housewives gay pride flag teacher fired Brad Pitt penis cream anti aging cream luxury skincare Donald Trump The Chicks Natalie Maines festival season government waste America 250 years old

2 de jun de 20261 h 22 min
Portada del episodio The Gang Becomes Women | Ep 97

The Gang Becomes Women | Ep 97

Where’s Stroke? We don’t know so naturally we got into an unnecessarily long discussion about AI gender swaps, lesbian filters, whale sperm perfume, and whether a grown man deserves five million dollars because a cruise ship deck was hot in Florida. We listen to voicemails, read your comments and check Craigslist where we find twinks and pregnant pillow princesses. There’s also a guy using AI to fake Uber damage photos, another guy smearing s*it all over someone’s house, and a woman beating a cheating man with an entire tree branch while we cheer like it’s WrestleMania. Somehow we invented a new game based on horrible real-life FML stories and prove once again that humanity was probably a mistake. Welcome to America’s Loudest Podcast đŸ‡ș🇾 👕 Wear something from the store so strangers immediately know not to ask you for directions or emotional support. https://www.nottds.com/store [https://www.nottds.com/store] đŸ“© Your secrets are already ruining your life anyway. Might as well let us read them out loud for content. https://ngl.link/notthatdamnshow2 [https://ngl.link/notthatdamnshow2] ⭐ Follow the show, leave a review, and help confuse the algorithm into thinking this is educational content. https://linktr.ee/nottds [https://linktr.ee/nottds] đŸŽ„ The uncensored video version is somehow even worse. Full episodes on Patreon now. https://www.patreon.com/NOTThatDamnShow [https://www.patreon.com/NOTThatDamnShow] NOT That Damn Show AI Lyft scam Florida man Carnival Cruise lawsuit hot deck lawsuit AI fake damage photos Craigslist Lust Dallas Fort Worth femme boy twink BBW milky whale ambergris perfume Four Corners challenge Mortal Kombat arcade machine Bucky’s chili lime peanuts pepper spray ingredient Wheel of Fortune puzzle sperm whale facts steroid Olympics tug of war Olympics softball face injury cheating girlfriend branch attack AI gender swap photos lesbian filter ant infestation colonoscopy prep participation trophies Aftershock ticket prices Rockville festival Georgia country Kazakhstan fake countries Borat references Big Mouth Billy Bass party poppers prank DUI checkpoint joke FML game Craigslist twink Florida poop burglar Gemini watermark AI detection Dallas airport stripper joke Patreon uncensored video

28 de may de 20261 h 15 min
Portada del episodio The Gang Gets Weird About Trains | Ep 96

The Gang Gets Weird About Trains | Ep 96

After taking a week off, the gang comes back like four exhausted mall cops trying to process a world where people are emotionally cheating with AI girlfriends. In this episode of Not That Damn Show a lawyer got caught doing deeply illegal things with the family dog, and somebody in Florida almost burned down an apartment over missing apple slices. Ian launches into a full boomer meltdown over paper McFlurry cups and disappearing ketchup dispensers while Mikey casually explains there are apparently alien races living underground. Jenn warns us about Ebola patients running loose in the Congo and everybody accidentally creates the world’s worst conversation about train sex. Also, somebody genuinely asked us to bring beat “Brat Strokes C*ock” 
 which is 100% NOT the name of the game. Humanity may actually be cooked. Welcome to America’s Loudest Podcast đŸ‡ș🇾 This episode of NOT That Damn Show is sponsored by MoreLabs.com [http://MoreLabs.com] Whether you survived Memorial Day weekend or just your coworkers, grab Morning Recovery and Focus shots at MoreLabs.com [http://MoreLabs.com] and use promo code NTDS for 25% off. Because functioning like a normal adult is apparently impossible now. 👕 Your closet looks soft. Fix it immediately with NTDS merch before society fully collapses into AI relationships and paper McFlurry cups. https://www.nottds.com/store/ [https://www.nottds.com/store/] đŸ“© Got secrets, horrible decisions, or emotional damage caused by robot girlfriends? Good. Feed the machine. https://ngl.link/notthatdamnshow2 [https://ngl.link/notthatdamnshow2] ⭐ Follow the show, leave a review, and help us confuse future historians trying to understand what happened to civilization. https://linktr.ee/nottds [https://linktr.ee/nottds] đŸŽ„ The uncensored video version is somehow even worse. Full episodes, bonus content, Patreon exclusives, and Spotify video waiting for you right now. https://www.patreon.com/NOTThatDamnShow [https://www.patreon.com/NOTThatDamnShow] NOT That Damn Show Memorial Day McFlurry paper cups McDonalds rant Pizza Hut buffet red cups alien races reptilians Ebola Congo Ebola outbreak AI girlfriend cheating AI sexting emotional cheating Florida man apple slices apartment fire dog lawyer Houston attorney bestiality train sex caboose club participation trophies school promotion Mario Kart tournament toxic relationship relationship advice More Labs Morning Recovery giant TV Memorial Day sales Sullys wings Britney Spears meth conspiracy UFO files underground aliens manhole accident New York train stories Ms Guthrie Grok AI robot girlfriend Dick Chop vasectomy Wendy's Baconator Patreon Spotify video Beat The Cock Florida Fruit Dispute

26 de may de 20261 h 18 min
Portada del episodio The Best Of NTDS - The Prison Dating Disaster

The Best Of NTDS - The Prison Dating Disaster

We’re off this week, so we dug through the NTDS vault and pulled out one of the most catastrophically stupid games we’ve ever played. Jen brought in inmate dating profiles and forced us to blindly pick our ideal prison soulmate without seeing pictures first. Which somehow turned into four grown adults profiling criminals based on hobbies, grammar, HVAC certifications, and whether somebody watches SpongeBob. At one point Ian confidently explains why “Nikita” can’t possibly be a real woman’s name. Meanwhile Stroke spends the entire game desperately trying not to accidentally pick another transgender inmate
 
and immediately picks another transgender inmate. Again. Honestly the reveal at the end might be one of the hardest laughs we’ve had on this show in months. If you missed this segment the first time around, congratulations. You now get to experience the full secondhand embarrassment fresh. 👕 Your current wardrobe says “I probably lose prison dating games.” Fix your life immediately: https://www.nottds.com/store/ [https://www.nottds.com/store/] đŸ“© Got a confession that would get you denied parole instantly? Perfect. Dump it here: https://ngl.link/notthatdamnshow2 [https://ngl.link/notthatdamnshow2] ⭐Follow the show. Leave a review. Help fund whatever psychological damage this podcast is causing. Everything lives here: https://linktr.ee/nottds [https://linktr.ee/nottds] đŸŽ„ The uncensored video somehow makes this segment even worse once the photos get revealed. Watch the full disaster on Patreon + Spotify video: https://www.patreon.com/NOTThatDamnShow [https://www.patreon.com/NOTThatDamnShow] prison dating game inmate dating profiles transgender inmate comedy podcast funny podcast prison girlfriend game inmate dating show Nikita prison game prison dating disaster funniest podcast clips NOT That Damn Show Stroke transgender pick criminal dating game Idaho inmate HVAC inmate dating inmate reveal comedy show podcast best of prison dating profiles funny inmate game SpongeBob inmate Oxford comma inmate prison girlfriend challenge podcast clips viral comedy podcast prison dating simulator hilarious podcast moments inmate catfish game funny criminal profiling podcast best of NTDS

21 de may de 202613 min