1.9 Depressed Teen Poetry Reading

1.13 Abort That Thing!

We finished Season 1! Join us for our final episode discussion and general Riverdale roasting session as we cover the mystery of... wait the mystery is already solved. Join us as we take 45 minutes to set up a cliffhanger? Content Warning: Suicide

1.12 Arrested Development Didn't Cover This

Join us for a rich discussion of the penultimate episode of Season One - an episode in which we forget to discuss if a barn is really the best storage facility for hundreds of gallons of maple syrup.

1.11 Riverdale Does Columbo

It's Homecoming! Everyone gather in the school gym for an ominous collection of wigs, ultimate betrayal, and... a gun? Don't forget to bring your daily milkshake! I'm sure that won't come up again... PS: Sorry we're late! Deal with it!

1.10 Double Feature Picture Show

Underage drinking! Need we say more?

1.9 Depressed Teen Poetry Reading

In which Archie begins his career as a male escort, and poems about suicide are read aloud for all to hear.