Turnt Off

Found Wanting

This is the last prayer I’m recording. It doesn’t necessarily feel like a good ending point, but maybe that’s what makes it a good ending point. I’m sitting alone in the hotel room while that girl goes and dances to earn her living. I’m sad but I’m happy. I got laid last night, God bless, and I got to see my little sister today. At the end of the day I still feel lonely but I guess that’s life. I’m the name of Jesus Christ, Amen.

A Quick Rundown

In this prayer, I talk about my day, shave my balls for the first time in a long time, and reminisce on old writings. Maybe I’ll read some in my next prayer.

Turnt Off

In this payer I talk about my first experience in a strip club and complained more about my loneliness and lack of success with life.

I Hate Cleaning

In this prayer I spend most of the time talking about my day, then I complain about how dumb I am, and ask for a worse day tomorrow.

Quantum Observer

In this prayer I try to connect my limited understanding of consciousness with my even more limited understanding of quantum physics, then I attempt to manifest the girl of my dreams.