S2, Episode 6 - "Naaaked Cruises!"

S2, Episode 6 - "Naaaked Cruises!"

Get ready for a podcast that’s basically a dumpster fire of the weirdest headlines: emergency announcements that make no sense, swinger cruises (because why not?), a wild New Orleans trip, Britney Spears in rehab (again), Shannon Elizabeth cashing in big on OnlyFans, and a school bus driver who thought naptime was part of the job. It’s dark, it’s twisted, and it’s exactly the chaos you didn’t know you needed. Buckle up!

S2, Episode 5 - "Sexual Shark Stuff"

This episode? Yeah…we completely lost control! We start off somehow talking about sharks—like normal people—and within minutes we’re spiraling into the actual meaning of Easter, questioning everything you thought you knew. Then it gets worse. Way worse. We fall headfirst into a ridiculous Reddit rabbit hole debating whether dinosaurs were even real (spoiler: the logic does not hold up), and from there it’s just chaos. It’s one of those episodes where every topic makes less sense than the last, the takes get darker, the theories get dumber, and somehow it all connects in the most unhinged way possible. No structure. No filter. Just pure off-the-rails energy. Enjoy the ride!

S2, Episode 4 - "St. Paddy's Day Debauchery!"

In this episode, we stumble through the drunken chaos of St. Patty’s Day celebrations—because nothing says “luck of the Irish” like getting absolutely hammered and regretting every decision by noon. We begrudgingly share our favorite St. Patty’s Day songs, the anthems that soundtrack your slow descent into drunken misery. Then, in a totally normal and not-at-all bizarre twist, we spin the wheel to tackle the burning question: why the hell is Walt Disney frozen, and what kind of creepy, corporate zombie would he be if he woke up today? To top it all off, we dive headfirst into the charming world of bad prison advice—because who doesn’t want to hear the worst tips from a place where survival is already a nightmare? Tune in for a darkly humorous ride through all things Irish, frozen icons, and questionable life hacks.

S2, Episode 3 - "VIOLATION!"

This episode is a rollercoaster of the absurd and the dark. We dissect Epstein's Island, spin a wheel of twisted dark humor, offer some hilariously bad career advice, and ponder whether Jim Carrey was cloned. Oh, and we also touch on Britney Spears’ latest DUI. And, because we can’t keep it together, we got a TikTok live violation while recording—guess we’re too edgy for the algorithm.

S2, Episode 2 - "Redacted"

We kick things off exactly where all serious discussions should start: a completely unqualified breakdown of the dimensions of perfect tits, including a deep (and unnecessary) dive into nipple-to-boob ratios. From there, it somehow gets worse—wandering into the strange corners of sexual foot websites, airing out the music we absolutely hate but are cursed to sing every word of, and casually spiraling into conversations about celebrities dying. No research. No answers. Just dark humor, bad logic, questionable theories, and the kind of conversations that should probably stay off microphones—but didn’t. 🎙️😈