0721 DOES RIZZO SAG PANTS LIKE IN PRISON (I heard what that means) AND A VERY FAT HAS A HELICOPTER

0721 DOES RIZZO SAG PANTS LIKE IN PRISON (I heard what that means) AND A VERY FAT HAS A HELICOPTER

Our buddy John was quite the whirlwind of excitement to get the show going this morning...Woman suffers symptoms of diarrhea-causing parasite cyclospora while on honeymoon: "Our vows said in sickness and in health...Women are embracing "Golden Girls" living arrangements, saving about half of what rent typically costs while combating loneliness...The Mexican-American fast food chain Chipotle is branching out to the place that inspired its menu for the first time, Mexico...Asheville police say a deadly shooting in downtown Asheville that left two people dead and seven others injured was likely connected to a shooting that happened just one week earlier nearby...A new roundabout in Haywood County has led to a string of crashes, with local police responding to seven accidents so far...ESPN is cutting ties with NFL analyst Ryan Clark, according to Andrew Marchand of The Athletic. Clark, who first signed with ESPN in 2015, was made aware of ESPN’s decision while he was on the set of NFL Live...A crew member tragically died after going overboard from the Regal Princess cruise ship off the coast of Cancún, Mexico...A Royal Caribbean passenger was safely rescued after falling into the water between the pier and the Adventure of the Seas at Perfect Day at CocoCay...What is the age that you should stop sagging your pants as a man? We took it to Listener Court...A girl named Grace suffered heat exhaustion after hiking just two miles and her hiking group could now be facing a $70,000 helicopter rescue...President Donald Trump's longtime teleprompter operator is believed to have made tens of thousands of dollars by placing bets on more than a dozen of Trump's speeches on the prediction market Kalshi...A nationwide surveillance system may know where you drive, when you leave home and which places you visit, without you ever realizing you were being watched...Burger King has announced a new customer initiative, the “Whopper Guarantee,” designed to address feedback from its fanbase...A fully nude Arizona man was jailed after allegedly breaking into a moving Union Pacific locomotive and "surfing" on the roof...Two U.S. Forest Service employees were rescued with the help of negotiators after being zip-tied and held hostage for nearly 15 hours...Guests were evacuated from Race Through New York Starring Jimmy Fallon at Universal Studios Florida...You certainly won't need a speed pass for that ride...Check out this Tuesday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show before you get on it!! Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/rizzo-and-jeff-show-unplugged--6075101/support [https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/rizzo-and-jeff-show-unplugged--6075101/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss]. IF YOU LAUGHED EVEN ONCE TELL A FRIEND GOOGLE: Rizzo & Jeff Show  "The MOST FAMOUS RADIO SHOW you NEVER heard of... YET"

0720 RIP PIGEON LADY, WE WILL TOAST BEANS AND SLAW... AGAIN! DAMN

If we can talk beans and slaw all day we will...Sara Baker, an attorney, is accused of trying to poison her husband by lacing his food and drink with fentanyl on two separate occasions...Brenda Fricker, an Oscar-winning actress also known for a memorable role in "Home Alone 2," has died, according to her agent. She was 81...A Florida police chief resigned after he was accused of having sex with the wife of a man he was investigating...Two people were shot at a Milwaukee wedding reception after a dispute over a groomsman eating meatballs escalated into gunfire...Two people are dead and seven others were injured after a shooting early Sunday morning along Biltmore Avenue in Asheville, according to police...Argentina players decided to turn their backs to Spain's World Cup trophy lift in a bitter reaction to losing 1-0 in the final on Sunday...There’s a confusing twist to the outbreak of people getting explosive diarrhea...The Food and Drug Administration is walking back an earlier statement...William Shatner will debut his heavy metal band, The *uckers, at Riot Fest 2026 in Chicago...61-year-old Georgia Williams confessed to starting up to 11 fires that the fire department responded to...West Melbourne police have arrested a recently fired employee accused of setting an arson fire that heavily damaged Tropic Care of Florida, a landscaping business that has operated for 35 years...Jimothy, a Seattle raccoon with a rare spinal condition, has become an unlikely internet sensation almost overnight...Chunlei Wang, was charged in Cobb County in April 2025 for practicing massage therapy without a license...Bryson DeChambeau reportedly asked to contact President Donald Trump in hopes of have a two-stroke penalty at the British Open overturned...It's been real Brenda...It's been real...Check out this Monday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!! Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/rizzo-and-jeff-show-unplugged--6075101/support [https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/rizzo-and-jeff-show-unplugged--6075101/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss]. IF YOU LAUGHED EVEN ONCE TELL A FRIEND GOOGLE: Rizzo & Jeff Show  "The MOST FAMOUS RADIO SHOW you NEVER heard of... YET"

0717 ATTEMPTED AL-SASSINATION, THE PORKCHOP FIGHT AND TIM WALZ AND FRANKIE MUNIZ ARE AN ITEM?

Why did someone want to kill Al Roker? He is just a fishbowl of Ovaltine with a gooey inside...CTV new report: The long-term practice of cannibalism can lead to population collapse by causing illnesses in those who eat other people...A 9-year-old was trapped underwater after an SUV crashed into a Smugglers' Notch Resort pool, injuring him and others...Swimply, an Airbnb-like app, lets homeowners rent out pools. It's causing issues in Cranston with "wild parties" leading to calls for regulation...Two Florida charter school principals were arrested for DUI hours apart after each drove the same car while intoxicated...Buncombe County health officials are urging residents to take extra precautions when handling fresh fruits and vegetables after four confirmed cases of cyclosporiasis have been reported locally...A man is dead following a paraglider accident that happened on July 15 in Hendersonville at the Hendersonville Airport...A security guard has been fired from the Today show just hours after an intruder breached the set and lunged at anchor Craig Melvin...An Australian woman lost an arm after being attacked by a lion at a zoo...One man has been rescued from the toilet of a portable restroom after climbing in and get himself stuck inside...52-year-old James Shepard, the man had driven on a suspended license...It was a jerry-rigged Whizzinator...Smoke is hanging over major US cities, creating a hazy, apocalyptic scene and warnings for residents not to breathe in the toxic air amid smog from Canadian wildfires...Local health officials have advised anyone who has visited Alleyoop Wildlife Rescue and Rehabilitation, an Asheville-area animal rescue, within the past six months to seek a rabies risk assessment...The Grandparents Happy Hour bill is now law in Minnesota. Governor Tim Walz signed the legislation this week in Champlin...Frankie Muniz and Hilary Duff have not spoken to each other since they finished filming the 2003 movie Agent Cody Banks...A man used a kitten as an accomplice in a bank robbery, asking an employee to hold the kitten while he demanded cash...Go tie a porkchop to your neck to get the dog to play with you and listen to this Friday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!! Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/rizzo-and-jeff-show-unplugged--6075101/support [https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/rizzo-and-jeff-show-unplugged--6075101/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss]. IF YOU LAUGHED EVEN ONCE TELL A FRIEND GOOGLE: Rizzo & Jeff Show  "The MOST FAMOUS RADIO SHOW you NEVER heard of... YET"

0716 WHOOPI FLOPPY'S FLY FREE WITH ROSIE

Our pal Sam kicked off the show and he is on his way to Philly to support the mafia...A total of 19 massage parlor workers have now been arrested by the Miami-Dade Sheriff’s Office amid an ongoing operation targeting prostitution, records showed...Generations of customers are returning to Opal's Hallmark in St. Clair Shores one last time before the store closes for good Saturday...The city of Boston is celebrating its partnership with new sister city Glasgow. The cone is a symbol of the bond between Bostonians and the Tartan Army, who charmed the city during the World Cup...Witnesses are describing the frightening moments that unfolded outside Shakey's early Wednesday morning after an officer-involved shooting left one man dead...A local metal recycling plant is speaking about the impacts of the recent rise in copper thefts statewide and the impact it is having on industry...Home Depot is ready for Halloween. They’ve unveiled the complete 2026 spooky season collection...M&M’s is bringing back its seasonal Pumpkin Pie flavor, a little earlier than usual this year...Pompano Beach resident Nancy Dello Stritto says she "went ballistic" when she discovered her new license plate number was "SQZ A55"...A woman pole dancing ended in disaster after the pole hit a fire sprinkler and flooded her and a neighbor's apartment...Jaleel White is set to host HGTV’s new renovation competition series “Totally ’90s House,” and he’s assembled a lineup of beloved television stars from the decade...Andrew Yang is a contestant on the new FOX celebrity game show Nation's Dumbest...An elderly couple in Rancho Cucamonga says they are being terrorized by a pack of coyotes living underneath their home...CA Council members, including the mayor, refuse to leave office after being voted out in an April recall election...One person has died and three others are missing after a pontoon boat capsized around 600 yards from Alcatraz Island...Be like Whoopi and let your floppy's fly free as you listen to this Thursday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!! Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/rizzo-and-jeff-show-unplugged--6075101/support [https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/rizzo-and-jeff-show-unplugged--6075101/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss]. IF YOU LAUGHED EVEN ONCE TELL A FRIEND GOOGLE: Rizzo & Jeff Show  "The MOST FAMOUS RADIO SHOW you NEVER heard of... YET"

0715 CHUCK SCHUMER TOOTS A ROAD WORRIER AND WE ALL HEAR 47'S REAPONSE

What is next for Gran and Nan? We will continue to update the city of Asheville…Culver City has moved to ban all drive-thru restaurants after community pushback against a proposed In-N-Out location…A Florida Man was found guilty today of having sex with a vacuum cleaner outside a home in a gated resort community near Disney World, court records show…A restaurant in Everglades City called Wildman’s Pizza, Pasta and Python will accept pythons in exchange for a free pizza…A person is dead following an officer-involved shooting that was reported to happen overnight near a downtown Asheville business…Taco Bell is being investigated for potential links to cyclosporiasis outbreaks that have sickened thousands in the U.S…Vaibhav Bhaskar, the 2026 valedictorian of Steinbrenner High School in Lutz, just north of Tampa, crossed the graduation stage with a historic, state-record 11.99 weighted GPA…For nine days, an 82-year-old North Carolina woman survived a bathtub fall by using her foot to turn on the faucet and flicking water into her mouth…An Uber driver accused of stabbing his passenger several times while dropping him off at Logan Airport in Boston last week has been ordered held without bail…Kevin Jankay, Alana Underwood and Megan Smith say their non-monogamous relationship is the best one they’ve ever had…A dense mass of smoke containing harmful lung-penetrating particles has begun pouring over the US border from Canada…Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer appeared to break wind on the floor of the chamber this week, even suppressing a light chuckle after the now-viral delivery…United Airlines faces a class-action lawsuit for charging extra for window seats that lack windows. The judge denied United’s dismissal…Someone go clean up that mess on the Senate floor and check out this Wednesday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!! Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/rizzo-and-jeff-show-unplugged--6075101/support [https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/rizzo-and-jeff-show-unplugged--6075101/support?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss]. IF YOU LAUGHED EVEN ONCE TELL A FRIEND GOOGLE: Rizzo & Jeff Show  "The MOST FAMOUS RADIO SHOW you NEVER heard of... YET"