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UPDATE! Mac is back. Go to https://Zocdoc.com/PITREDDIT and download the Zocdoc app for FREE. Then find and book a top-rated doctor today 0:00 Intro 0:45 My bf woke me up at 2am to make him dinner; I made him leave instead https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/1elm0kq/bf_31m_woke_me_34f_u[…]tm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_source=share&utm_term=1 12:23 I have the chance to date my old high school crush, but I'm engaged to my fiancé. What do I do? https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/1c12kn4/i_25m_have_the_chance_to_date_my_old_hs_crush_25f/ 22:06 My recent boyfriend gave me a book to read. It's really, really bad https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/1eiu1jg/my_25f_recent_boyfriend_37m_gave_me_a_book_to/ 35:27 My husband doesn't know that I know what he's up to https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/1bmbsgo/my_husband_doesnt_know_that_i_know_what_hes_up_to/ 42:00 AITA for refusing to help a girl in gym unless she stops recording me? https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/1em2bei/new_update_aita_for_refusing_to_help_a_girl_in/ SUBSCRIBE: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshPit WEAR OUR JOKES: https://smosh.com WHO YOU HEAR Shayne Topp // https://www.instagram.com/shaynetopp/ Angela Giarratana // https://www.instagram.com/angelagiovanagiarratana/ Mac Kahey ( @MacDoesIt  [https://studio.youtube.com/channel/UCCFVYozQjMVOjkSTbBVK_3Q]) // https://www.instagram.com/macdoesit/ WHO YOU DON’T HEAR (usually) Director: Bailey Petracek Editor: Rock Coleman Director of Programming, Smosh Pit: Emily Rose Jacobson Associate Producer, Smosh Pit: Bailey Petracek Production Designer: Cassie Vance Art Director: Erin Kuschner Assistant Art Director: Josie Bellerby Art Coordinator: Alex Aguilar Prop Master: Courtney Chapman Audio Mixer: Scott Neff A2 Utility: Dina Ramli Director of Photography: Brennan Iketani Camera Operator: James Hull Camera Operator: Eric Wann Camera Operator: Cameron Dunbar Assistant Director: Amanda Barnes Director of Production: Amanda Barnes Production Manager: Alexcina Figueroa Production Coordinator: Zianne Hoover Operations & Production Coordinator: Oliver Wehlander Production Assistant: Ovsana Tsaturian Post Production Manager: Luke Baker DIT/Lead AE: Matt Duran IT: Tim Baker Director of Design: Brittany Hobbs Senior Manager, Channel & Strategy: Lizzy Jones Channel Operations Coordinator: Audrey Carganilla Director of Social Media: Erica Noboa Social Creative Producer: Peter Ditzler, Tommy Bowe Merchandising Manager: Mallory Myers Social Media Coordinator: Kim Wilborn Talent Coordinator: Selina Garcia Operations PA: Katie Fink CEO: Alessandra Catanese EVP of Programming: Kiana Parker Coordinating Producer of Programming: Marcus Munguia Executive Coordinator: Rachel Collis OTHER SMOSHES: Smosh: https://smo.sh/Sub2Smosh Smosh Games: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshGames El Smosh (Spanish Dub): https://smo.sh/Sub2ElSmosh SmoshCast: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshCast FOLLOW US: TikTok: https://smo.sh/TikTok Snapchat: http://smo.sh/OnSnapchat Instagram: https://instagram.com/smosh Facebook: https://facebook.com/smosh Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices [https://megaphone.fm/adchoices]

Some of these stories give me second, third, and fourth hand embarrassment. For FREE breakfast for life go to https://hellofresh.com/freepitreddit [https://hellofresh.com/freepitreddit]! 0:00 Intro 3:14 I accidentally revealed my student’s paternity during a genetics lesson https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/1cp42eu/tifu_by_accidentally_revealing_my_students/ [https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/1cp42eu/tifu_by_accidentally_revealing_my_students/] 10:37 I told a girl she turned me gay https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/164swp7/tifu_by_telling_a_girl_she_turned_me_gay/ [https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/164swp7/tifu_by_telling_a_girl_she_turned_me_gay/] 23:47 I drugged the bartender and ruined a wedding https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/pnr4mt/tifu_by_drugging_the_bartender_and_ruining_a/ [https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/pnr4mt/tifu_by_drugging_the_bartender_and_ruining_a/] 33:03 I put stupid stuff as my Venmo memo and it was read out loud in court https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/1d3m5wy/tifu_by_putting_inane_shit_as_my_venmo_memo_and/ [https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/1d3m5wy/tifu_by_putting_inane_shit_as_my_venmo_memo_and/] 37:38 I sat through my friends’ orgy https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/15xmjdd/tifu_by_sitting_through_my_friends_orgy/ [https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/15xmjdd/tifu_by_sitting_through_my_friends_orgy/] 48:10 I’ve been putting tampons in wrong for 10 years https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/1b3o1xb/tifu_by_putting_tampons_in_wrong_for_10_years/ [https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/1b3o1xb/tifu_by_putting_tampons_in_wrong_for_10_years/] 56:13 I showed my penis to my wife’s grandparents https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/1co9cet/tifu_by_showing_my_dick_to_my_wifes_grandparents/ [https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/1co9cet/tifu_by_showing_my_dick_to_my_wifes_grandparents/] SUBSCRIBE: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshPit WEAR OUR JOKES: https://smosh.com WHO YOU HEAR Ian Hecox // https://www.instagram.com/ianhecox/ Courtney Miller // https://www.instagram.com/co_mill/ Shayne Topp // https://www.instagram.com/shaynetopp/ WHO YOU DON’T HEAR (usually) Director: Emily Rose Jacobson Editor: Vida Robbins Director of Programming, Smosh Pit: Emily Rose Jacobson Associate Producer, Smosh Pit: Bailey Petracek Production Designer: Cassie Vance Art Director: Erin Kuschner Assistant Art Director: Josie Bellerby Art Coordinator: Alex Aguilar Prop Master: Courtney Chapman Audio Mixer: Scott Neff A2 Utility: Dina Ramli Director of Photography: Brennan Iketani Camera Operator: Cameron Dunbar Assistant Director: Amanda Barnes Director of Production: Amanda Barnes Production Manager: Alexcina Figueroa Production Coordinator: Zianne Hoover Operations & Production Coordinator: Oliver Wehlander Production Assistant: Ovsana Tsaturian Post Production Manager: Luke Baker DIT/Lead AE: Matt Duran IT: Tim Baker Director of Design: Brittany Hobbs Senior Manager, Channel & Strategy: Lizzy Jones Channel Operations Coordinator: Audrey Carganilla Director of Social Media: Erica Noboa Social Creative Producer: Peter Ditzler, Tommy Bowe Merchandising Manager: Mallory Myers Social Media Coordinator: Kim Wilborn Talent Coordinator: Selina Garcia Operations PA: Katie Fink CEO: Alessandra Catanese EVP of Programming: Kiana Parker Coordinating Producer of Programming: Marcus Munguia Executive Coordinator: Rachel Collis OTHER SMOSHES: Smosh: https://smo.sh/Sub2Smosh Smosh Games: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshGames El Smosh (Spanish Dub): https://smo.sh/Sub2ElSmosh SmoshCast: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshCast FOLLOW US: TikTok: https://smo.sh/TikTok Snapchat: http://smo.sh/OnSnapchat Instagram: https://instagram.com/smosh Facebook: https://facebook.com/smosh Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices [https://megaphone.fm/adchoices]

Please don't take dating advice from Reddit (but listen to us!) Head to http://factormeals.com/pitreddit50 and use code pitreddit50 to get 50% off your first box plus 20% off your next month. Go to http://Zocdoc.com/PITREDDIT and download the Zocdoc app for FREE. Then find and book a top-rated doctor today. 0:00 Intro 4:51 I told the guy I'm not dating him because he's a picky eater https://www.reddit.com/r/AITAH/comments/1esqxe8/aitah_for_telling_a_guy_the_real_reason_i_wasnt/ 16:36 I messed up by playing Baldur's Gate 3 with my girlfriend https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/17p9xwd/tifu_by_playing_baldurs_gate_3_with_my_girlfriend/ 26:44 I received the dreaded "hey girl" text after 2.5 years with my bf https://www.reddit.com/r/relationship_advice/comments/1ehttx0/i_28f_received_the_dreaded_hey_girl_text_after_25/ 40:48 I broke up with my bf a year ago for lying. I found out everyone else was lying and he wasn't https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/1dd54pf/a_year_ago_i_27f_broke_up_with_my_lying_boyfriend/ SUBSCRIBE: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshPit WEAR OUR JOKES: https://smosh.com WHO YOU HEAR Shayne Topp // https://www.instagram.com/shaynetopp/ Arasha Lalani // https://www.instagram.com/arashalalani_/ Trevor Evarts // https://www.instagram.com/trevorevarts/ WHO YOU DON’T HEAR (usually) Director: Emily Rose Jacobson Editor: Rock Coleman Director of Programming, Smosh Pit: Emily Rose Jacobson Associate Producer, Smosh Pit: Bailey Petracek Production Designer: Cassie Vance Art Director: Erin Kuschner Assistant Art Director: Josie Bellerby Art Coordinator: Alex Aguilar Prop Master: Courtney Chapman Audio Mixer: Scott Neff A2 Utility: Dina Ramli Director of Photography: Brennan Iketani Camera Operator: James Hull Camera Operator: Eric Wann Camera Operator: Cameron Dunbar Assistant Director: Amanda Barnes Director of Production: Amanda Barnes Production Manager: Alexcina Figueroa Production Coordinator: Zianne Hoover Operations & Production Coordinator: Oliver Wehlander Production Assistant: Ovsana Tsaturian Post Production Manager: Luke Baker DIT/Lead AE: Matt Duran IT: Tim Baker Director of Design: Brittany Hobbs Senior Manager, Channel & Strategy: Lizzy Jones Channel Operations Coordinator: Audrey Carganilla Social Creative Producer: Peter Ditzler, Tommy Bowe Merchandising Manager: Erica Noboa, Mallory Myers Social Media Coordinator: Kim Wilborn Talent Coordinator: Selina Garcia Operations PA: Katie Fink CEO: Alessandra Catanese EVP of Programming: Kiana Parker Coordinator Producer of Programming: Marcus Munguia Executive Coordinator: Rachel Collis OTHER SMOSHES: Smosh: https://smo.sh/Sub2Smosh Smosh Games: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshGames El Smosh (Spanish Dub): https://smo.sh/Sub2ElSmosh SmoshCast: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshCast FOLLOW US: TikTok: https://smo.sh/TikTok Snapchat: http://smo.sh/OnSnapchat Instagram: https://instagram.com/smosh Facebook: https://facebook.com/smosh Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices [https://megaphone.fm/adchoices]

Happy birthday to our favorite iPad kid! Go to http://Zocdoc.com/PITREDDIT and download the Zocdoc app for FREE. Then find and book a top-rated doctor today. 0:00 Intro 1:50 My bf turned down sex for his game https://www.reddit.com/r/AITAH/comments/1brf5rw/aitah_for_offering_sex_and_then_rejecting_it/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=mweb3x&utm_name=mweb3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button 13:16 My bf is insecure about my height https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoHotTakes/comments/1c6vl4y/my_boyfriend_has_started_becoming_more_and_more/?share_id=094rLqlvdZ6kkc4hGWm9w&utm_content=1&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_source=share&utm_term=1 24:10 My best man proposed at my wedding https://www.reddit.com/r/AITAH/comments/1dwdl2e/aita_for_firing_my_best_man_for_proposing_at_my/?share_id=ELQxmVQvnjpOJYXOFTXVZ&utm_content=1&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_source=share&utm_term=1 30:47 I discovered my bf is cheating https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/1dwgu1n/i_25f_discovered_my_bf_28m_of_3_years_is_cheating/?share_id=haQYTz_IekMKk08wF7Htm&utm_content=1&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_source=share&utm_term=1 40:45 My hamster exploded https://www.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/18adqv6/my_hamster_exploded_rteenagers/ 44:59 Pregnant wife’s sister offered to sleep with me https://www.reddit.com/r/AITAH/comments/1di5492/pregnant_wifes_sister_offered_to_sleep_with_me/?share_id=hevnakmcHP2v-fAFpTgq6&utm_content=2&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_source=share&utm_term=1 52:45 THE poop knife story https://www.reddit.com/r/confession/comments/7p8puq/light_i_was_22_years_old_when_i_learned_that_not/ SUBSCRIBE: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshPit WEAR OUR JOKES: https://smosh.com WHO YOU SEE Shayne Topp // https://www.instagram.com/shaynetopp/ Tommy Bowe // https://www.instagram.com/tomeybones/ Spencer Agnew // https://www.instagram.com/spennser/ WHO YOU DON’T SEE (usually) Director: Emily Rose Jacobson Editor: Vida Robbins Director of Programming, Smosh Pit: Emily Rose Jacobson Associate Producer, Smosh Pit: Bailey Petracek Production Designer: Cassie Vance Art Director: Erin Kuschner Art Coordinator: Alex Aguilar, Josie Bellerby Prop Master: Courtney Chapman Audio Mixer: Scott Neff Audio Utility: Dina Ramli Director of Photography: James Hull Camera Operator: Eric Wann Camera Operator: Jon Wong Assistant Director: Alexcina Figueroa Director of Production: Amanda Barnes Production Manager: Alexcina Figueroa Production Coordinator: Zianne Hoover Operations & Production Coordinator: Oliver Wehlander Production Assistant: Ovsana Tsaturian Post Production Manager: Luke Baker DIT/Lead AE: Matt Duran IT: Tim Baker Director of Design: Brittany Hobbs Graphic Designers: Ness Cardano, Monica Ravitch Senior Manager, Channel & Strategy: Lizzy Jones Channel Operations Coordinator: Audrey Carganilla Director of Social Media: Erica Noboa Social Creative Producer: Peter Ditzler, Tommy Bowe Merchandising Manager: Mallory Myers Social Media Coordinator: Kim Wilborn Talent Coordinator: Selina Garcia Operations PA: Katie Fink CEO: Alessandra Catanese EVP of Programming: Kiana Parker Coordinating Producer of Programming: Marcus Munguia Executive Coordinator: Rachel Collis OTHER SMOSHES: Smosh: https://smo.sh/Sub2Smosh Smosh Games: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshGames El Smosh (Spanish Dub): https://smo.sh/Sub2ElSmosh SmoshCast: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshCast FOLLOW US: TikTok: https://smo.sh/TikTok Snapchat: http://smo.sh/OnSnapchat Instagram: https://instagram.com/smosh Facebook: https://facebook.com/smosh Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices [https://megaphone.fm/adchoices]