Aquatic Ape Theory

Haters and Victims

You've listened to a lot of episodes of Social Suicide, so you *know* that we are both the hater and the victim. We're not here to explain the science, just live our truths, OKAY?! This week we say hello to summer!! And to keep on theme, Social Suicide is going on summer break! We are going to take the next 2.5 months off from the pod while we vacation in Italy, get gorgeously tan, and someonnnne's getting a boob job. (we are actually just slaves to the capitalist regime and need to sacrifice ourselves to the altar of the 70 hour work week. Yay!) Keep in touch with us during our break via our social media! @socials.podcast We'll be posting short clips when we feel like yapping about something new we hate, doing new sketches and updating our fans on our imminent return! Say hi!

Locked In

Have you ever asked yourself "when are Monica and Molly finally gonna talk about Jane Goodall?" or "I wonder what their fictional gun sounds like?" Or even, maybe "how many goddamn things can they talk about in 45 minutes?!" Well, you're in luck. All questions asked are answered today!!! Someone should really study us for the effects of yapping on a severely declining brain. Thanks for listening don't forget to venmo us!

Aquatic Ape Theory

Have you every been dumb? Here's a whole episode where we relate with you :) OKAY! We KNOW you can't teach that mermaids are real in school, but like.... aquatic ape theory.... that shit is CONVINCING. Are the scientist on this??? Also, Jeremy Wade can get it and Jojo Siwa is on the stomp list..... you know why THANK YOU TO OUR FANS! We love you. And because of that, you will now be known as the Fin Force! We are water girlies!!!! 💙💙💙💙💙💙

Now Watch This Drive

Howdy folks! Monica and Molly are of course talking Quiet On Set, cause how can they not? They also discuss our funniest president George W. Bush, who their "hear me out" is, and Molly has to shout out the incredible Katrina Urton because she is an esthetician goddess! (we are a beauty podcast sometimes now, get over it).

The Vegetable Heiress

HAPPY (day after) SAINT PADDY'S DAY TO YOU ALL! We hope you wore green, and if not, 4 weeks bad luck. Sorry we don't make the rules. This week Monica and Molly are chattin' about their heritage! Was Monica related to royalty? Should Molly's family be compensated for having to work for the Kennedys? Will sleepy Joe ever win the hearts of the republicans?! These are the questions we are hard-pressed to answer! (we need medical help). Follow us on social media @socials.podcast and get visual aids to the podcast on our Youtube! Give us a lil heart maybe a subscribe and hopefully one day we will make five whole dollars! Kiss kiss!