How to Cook Rice on a Stovetop (TOS S1/E3)

An Epidemic of Men Non-Consensually Singing at Women (TOS S1/E4)

Kirk cries. Spock cries. Joe gets some food and notices his hand. O'Reilly does not follow CDC face-touching protocols. Scotty plays with magnets. Uhura is having none of your shit. Nurse Chapel gets the wrong end of the snake. Our song this week was not sung in an Irish accent. You're welcome.

How to Cook Rice on a Stovetop (TOS S1/E3)

Yeoman Smith anchors the plot. Captain Kirk gets religion. Spock shouts in the background. Gary Mitchell does some landscaping. Dr. Dehner dies. Our original song for this episode features back up vocals by Dashiell and Darla.

Of Course You Do Card Tricks (TOS S1/E2)

Captain Kirk teaches consent. Uhura continues her cafeteria residency. Scotty fails to protect the meatloaf. Charlie X is a "promising young man." Eisenhower is a Thasian. Our original theme for this episode was produced in Alpha Quandrant's Merseyside.

Nancy Gets Compared to an Earth Buffalo (TOS S1/E1)

Captain Kirk thinks your wife looks old. Dr. McCoy prescribes jellybean jars of barbiturates. Dr. Crater forgives his wife's murderer as long as it dresses up in her clothes. Yeoman Rand eats salad in the hallway. Spock slaps a bitch. Nancy... well, you know. Our original song for this episode is the theme to an unmade James Bond movie.  Apply Text