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There's a Karate Reason for Everything

We're talking about Cobra Kai season 2, episode 2! Miyagi-do has students. Meanwhile, the Cobra Kais have trouble down at the cement mixer. Also includes our Friday the 13th* special: Jason Takes the Valley! *Disclaimer: episode recorded, but not released, on Friday the 13th. Can't say which one, but it was a while ago. Editing audio is hard and it takes forever.

So Many Daddies

STPJ wasn't on hiatus, we were just brumating! Join our panel of Certified Kreese Enjoyers as we kick off our recap of Cobra Kai Season Two!

STPJ Gaiden: The Karate Kid

The STPJ team hops into the Miyagi-Dolorean to visit the Regional Karate Tournament that started at all...

STPJ Gaiden: Sidekicks

For our first foray into the Karate Cinematic Universe, the team has Karate Kid at home, so quit complaining! And home is Houston, Texas, The Birthplace of Humidity. The late great Jonathan Brandis battles the twin demons of maladaptive daydreaming and oxygen deprivation to achieve karate glory under the guidance of Mister Mako-yagi-san. With hot-for-teacher Beau Bridges, hot-for-schub Julian Nixon, Winny from the Wonder Years, and a truly unhinged Joe Piscopo and Richard Moll one-two-punch (I don't think I’m forgetting anyone), this film makes you really believe that the early 90’s were the peak 90’s in a very mid martial arts children's classic!

We Were Karate, You and I

The season one finale has it all. Booze! Drugs! Pornography! Poor sportsmanship! Woke mind virus! Three-point kicks, one-point kicks! Kicks that don't count! Karate! Not-Karate! Who will win enough arbitrary points to take home the All Valley House Cup and be declared Karate Prefect? You don't know? This show came out in 2018...