Pantego & Pantera: Vulgar Display of Daytime Business!

Unofficial Uninformed World Cup Guide!

Did you know FIFA stands for "Fun in Fabulous Arlington?"  Join the Townsmen as they discuss what international visitors should expect when they encounter the extremes of the metroplex.  Also, with 50 episodes under our belt, we share our favorite things we've learned about Texas from our years of research! Detours include a porpoise pudding recipe from the 1700s. *All research was conducted inside of an abandoned Crystal's Pizza and Spaghetti under the cover of night.   Connect with us on instagram @tantalizingtexas

Shotgun Willie: Top Texas Album No. 4

The Sprawlmageddon Boys have vigorously churned the udders of Texas music to find the greatest albums from the Lone Star State! In this episode, we discuss Willie Nelson's 1973 masterwork "Shotgun Willie," the pivotal Outlaw Country LP that introduced Willie's iconic new look and sound. So sit around in your underwear, bite on a bullet, and enjoy the shedding of Nashville's shackles! Connect with us on instagram @tantalizingtexas

Abilene: Hot Woo!

Abilene, Texas is the storybook capitol of America. It’s also responsible for such mind bending phenomenon as the Abilene Paradox and the Lone Biker of the Apocalypse! Join the townsmen as they discuss these important matters and others, including but not limited to: Jessica Simpson, where west Texas truly begins, and sling-shotting corn dogs at a hypothetical giraffe in a non-existent Odessa zoo. Hurray! Connect with us on instagram @tantalizingtexas

More Texas Movies!

Join the Sprawlmageddon Boyz as they review and discuss three more Texas Movies! From the mind numbing romantic comedy "The Wrong Paris," to the Predator prequel "Prey," there's something for everybody!  We also help Jack recover from the traumatic ending of "Dr. T and the Women." Detours include incredible facts about Comanche warriors, cinema hounds, and how all movies would benefit from a Ratatouille type rat controlling a character.   Connect with us on instagram @tantalizingtexas

Pantego & Pantera: Vulgar Display of Daytime Business!

What secrets does the magical enclave of Pantego, Texas hold? Too many to count! Surrounded by Arlington, this small, inconspicuous town marches to the beat of its own drum. Join the Townsmen as we explore the amazing food, unique history, and heavy metal lore found in Pantego. Detours include our love of the dump, orca news, and more!  Connect with us on instagram @tantalizingtexas