Marysol Patton

Alex McCord

Bell Hook's on what it means to be queer: "Queer' not as being about who you're having sex with (that can be a dimension of it); but 'queer' as being about the self that is at odds with everything around it and that has to invent and create and find a place to speak and to thrive and to live." Why is that deadass Alex McCord on RHONY lmaoooooo

Brandi Glanville

Brandi Glanville was kind of the first bombshell to enter the Real Housewives Villa if you think about it...?

Robyn Dixon

We just took a DNA Test and it turns out we one hundred percent DO CARE!!!! TO TALK ABOUT ROBYN! The go girl give us nothing queen. We come to some prescient realizations about maybe the most blasé housewife of all time?

Jen Shah

Jen Shah is lowkey a horrible person. Luckily, horrible people make great reality television.

Lydia Mclaughlin

The Great Dictator, City Lights, Modern Times...just a few of the movies you think of when you see the name Charlie Chaplin. This week's housewife is none other than Charlie Chaplin (Lydia McLaughlin). In this house we live for Lydia!!!! Lowkey one of the best to ever do it. Dry wit, above reproach, and able to lay Shannon TF out. Whats not to love? After all she's techincally responsible for the Iceland trip...