I Can't(aloupe) Even

I Can't(aloupe) Even

Here’s the thing. When you’re professional podcasters like us, you just spit pod fire all the time. This episode is no exception. We’ve got a Debate on the quality of cantaloupe, a Script Read-Off, and a wonderful little This Week in The News. In addition, a sibling makes a guest appearance on the pod, Luke is good at making lists, and Jack is on the run again. Prepare your hearts and minds. It’s the Carrrrrr Gooooooo Shooorrrrrtts Booyyyyyys Podcaaaaast! (Make sure to check the video, or if you go to LuHi, look at your yearbook. It’s important!) Hosted by Jackson Rowell Co-Hosted by Joey Rasmussen, Luke Arnold, and Samuel Ness Recorded and Edited by Joey Rasmussen Jingles by Luke Arnold To check out our YouTube, click here [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UChXo661QDM4L5455pBFkD5w]. Email us your vote for favorite letter at thecargoshortsboys@gmail.com [thecargoshortsboys@gmail.com]. Follow us on Instagram @cargoshortsboys Check out the Luke Arnold Quarantine Collection for all of your favorite sound bytes here [https://m.soundcloud.com/luke-arnold-403531928]!

Proples and Noples

For the first time in the Cargo Shorts Boys Podcast history, all the boys are recording from the same room! To celebrate, we’re bringing back This Week In The News, along with the globe-trotting, controversial, and eagle-eyed Jack Casper! We argue over the role of exotic fruits in regards to classic Italian dishes, and throw in a whole new segment just for kicks. Mix that with a little fashion advice, impromptu milk reviews, and trade offers involving human muscles, and you’ve got an instant classic! Hosted by Jackson Rowell Co-Hosted by Joey Rasmussen, Luke Arnold, and Samuel Ness Recorded and Edited by Luke Arnold Jingles by Luke Arnold To check out our YouTube, click here. Email us your vote for favorite letter at thecargoshortsboys@gmail.com. Follow us on Instagram @cargoshortsboys Check out the Luke Arnold Quarantine Collection for all of your favorite sound bytes here!

syrrz?

We’re back from our Memorial Break with an all new classic episode of the pod! We’ve got a debate over which letter of the alphabet is best (spoiler alert: it definitely isn’t B). We also have This Week in The News and a new segment that you really have to hear the jingle for to understand. We also discuss J-Biebs in today’s Music Theory, and sprinkle in random talk about otters, Albert Einstein’s cousin, and Hitler’s exotic animals. So pretty much your average normal everyday podcast. Enjoy! Hosted by Jackson Rowell Co-Hosted by Joey Rasmussen, Luke Arnold, and Samuel Ness Recorded and Edited by Joey Rasmussen Jingles by Luke Arnold To check out our YouTube, click here: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UChXo661QDM4L5455pBFkD5w [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UChXo661QDM4L5455pBFkD5w] Email us your vote for favorite letter at thecargoshortsboys@gmail.com [thecargoshortsboys@gmail.com]. Follow us on Instagram @cargoshortsboys Check out the Luke Arnold Quarantine Collection for all of your favorite sound bytes here: https://soundcloud.com/luke-arnold-403531928 [https://soundcloud.com/luke-arnold-403531928]

The Ballad of Shotgun Sam feat. James Games

Unfortunately, James Corden’s agent has filed a restraining order on us so we got the next best James C. in the business: James Caustrita! This week James joins us as we talk about what is going on in the news right now, celebrate National Devil’s Food Cake Day with a future Billboard Hot 100 hit, review the most hype song in the movie CATS involving railways and tap dancing, and tell the legendary ballad of Shotgun Sam. If you would like to vote on who recounted this story the best, feel free to get in contact with us! Hosted by Jackson Rowell Co-Hosted by Joey Rasmussen, Luke Arnold, and Samuel Ness Guest Appearance by James Caustrita Recorded and Edited by Joey Rasmussen Jingles by Luke Arnold To check out our YouTube, click here [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UChXo661QDM4L5455pBFkD5w]. Email us at thecargoshortsboys@gmail.com [thecargoshortsboys@gmail.com]. Follow us on Instagram @cargoshortsboys Follow James on Instagram @james.caustrita

Rob Riggle: The American Dream

What a time to be alive! This week we announce the winner of our prom king debate, give the best life hacks for finals that we have accumulated over their years as distinguished scholars, debate which method of wiping is acceptable, do another one of our beloved Cats Reviews, and talk about Rob Riggle a whole freaking lot! Hosted by Jackson Rowell Co-Hosted by Joey Rasmussen, Luke Arnold, and Samuel Ness Recorded and Edited by Joey Rasmussen Jingles by Luke Arnold To check out our YouTube, click here [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UChXo661QDM4L5455pBFkD5w]. Follow us on Instagram @cargoshortsboys Email us at thecargoshortsboys@gmail.com [thecargoshortsboys@gmail.com].