CDWAQ 017

The War Games (12" extended version). The Classic Doctor Who Audio Review

Interesting fact. A recent scientific study has revealed that Doctor Who is really great! Also... it turns out that Doctor Who related podcasts are, on average, 31% better than the average digital offering, and... up to 60% better than podcasts about 'Friends', saving money on household bills, or Russian history. Result! So... if you have been dithering up to now, there's no better time to dip your toe into a TARDIS. As it were... Now with 12% more of the good stuff!

The War Games (album version). The Classic Doctor Who Audio Review

It's been revealed this week that 81% of all Doctor Who related podcasters hold down full-time employment elsewhere, unrelated to time travel drama. Not only do they don their secret identities, to undertake their regular missions into the unknown, throwing down their wisdom and clichés onto the podfloor, daring the podverse to challenge them on their well-crafted views, but they retain the wherewithal, the temerity, the necessary foie gras to maintain the illusion of normality in the so-called real world. Once again you astonish and delight us, not only with your opinions about chumblies and vision mixers, but your absolute perserveritudilanism in the face of all the analogue world can hit you with. More power to your elbow, DocPodders!

The War Games (7 inch trial remix). The Classic Doctor Who Audio Review

Just when you thought there was nothing left to say on the subject, we go to the heart of the issue, and hear from the people who were right there - in the studio, when the original Doctor Who related podcasts were created. We hear the (sometimes) awkward truth from the masters themselves, at the peak of their podding powers... ~ Please note: not all awkward truths are available in all territories. Please consult your regional podcast censor for more details.

The War Games (7" version). The Classic Doctor Who Audio Review

Why listen to a Doctor Who related podcast? You may as well ask why we bother to breathe in after exhaling. Like oxygen, Doctor Who podcasts are difficult to live without after their magic has once been enjoyed. Like oxygen, podcasts travel through the air... sort of. And our pod-catching apps are the lungs of... Well, your ears are kind of like a nose that can... No, hang on. This simile has kinda gotten away from me. Or is it a metaphor? A proper Doctor Who podcaster would know the difference. And maybe that's the point. Yeah, let's go with that.

CDWAQ 020

In the last edition of the CDWAQ Season One, we find out about the distressing rise in energy bills, Dalek 'skirt bumps', alternative uses for weasel skulls, and why Doctor Who used to have a catflap. But, to be fair, you're not going to learn anything new or terribly important so, y'know, if Death in Paradise is on, or you've been meaning to start that book, well, don't worry, you're really not going to miss much. But... for those brave souls who are even yet determined to undergo the ordeal of episode twenty... welcome! This is going to be loads of fun. And it's still free until that bloody podcast tax kicks in early next year. So - have at it! Eldrad must live.