Retirement: a Time for Relaxing

The Romantic Symposium

This one has betrayal, monks, and sliders. Listeners beware. If you don't like stuff about sliders please skip the last ~5 minutes. That timeline might be messed up but I did my best.

American Doctor

67 mustangs? Really? You'd bring that up when you KNOW my cousin was trampled by exactly that number of wild horses?? This is a new low. A new low.

Retirement: a Time for Relaxing

i would love to relax. that would be awesome but what you guys dont see is that my turtle sanctuary has been out of control lately. Dont even get me started on the ferns. plus the HOA keeps hazing me. Im typing this from the car because I need to bring jim (hoa captain) a carton of kools. Is this normal? if they find out about the turtle sanctuary im effed. Im supposed to get branded next week and I really dont want them to find out before that. that could be -- GET OUT OF THE ROAD! YOU ARE OLD AND I AM BEAUTIFUL! SO I DO HAVE THE RIGHT OF WAY. NO I DONT HAVE ANY TURTLES IN THE CAR. GET AWAY FROM ME I AM PERFORMING A CITIZENS ARREST I AM A SOVERIGN CITIZEN AND THERE'S NOTHING IN THE COUNTY BYLINES THAT SAYS ANYTHING ABOUT REPTILES--old people wandering the streets. at this hour. When i'm just trying to help out jim and the other hoa fellas. They care about me. They really do.

Murder on the Spiffy Brumpspress Pt. 2

I'm sorry this took long to upload. I've been dealing with some stuff where my whole family is accusing me of disassembling all of my grandmother's furniture but I would never do something like that. My uncle was really a jerk about the whole thing. He threw me across the room witch caused more furniture to break and my family got madder. They can't prove it was me so WTF? AITAH ? (for disassembling/ breaking some heirlooms along with the furniture) ?  ps. I didn't even leave any clues so wth? M37

Murder on the Spiffy Brumpspress Pt. 1

god I hope nothing bad happens in this one. Seriously if anything bad happens I'm gonna lose it. If something even a little bad happens in this one I'm dissembling all the furniture in my grandma's house. Ok I'm going to click play now but it better just be a nice episode free of badness. But if not I'm holding my screwdriver.