Episode 583: Smart Enough to Get Real

Episode 585: Smuggling Company Words

Pat rambles on social media censorship, the turtle smuggler, and company towns. Sign up for the monthly newsletter here [https://form.jotform.com/221765529487166]! Join the Patreon here [https://www.patreon.com/themeltingpat]! Stream or download The Attic Sessions here [https://thursdaynightsoncampus.bandcamp.com/album/the-attic-sessions]! Listen to our Soundtrap songs here [https://patjohnston.bandcamp.com/album/garage-traps]! Join our Facebook Group here [https://www.facebook.com/groups/themeltingpat]! Find more from G. Love and Special Sauce here [http://philadelphonic.com/]! Connect with The Melting Pat! Submit questions and comments here [http://www.themeltingpat.com/p/contact.html]! Show notes [https://www.themeltingpat.com/2026/05/show-notes-episode-585-smuggling.html]

Episode 584: Destination: No Contact

Pat calls an audible to ramble on destination weddings and taking money from your kids. Sign up for the monthly newsletter here [https://form.jotform.com/221765529487166]! Join the Patreon here [https://www.patreon.com/themeltingpat]! Stream or download The Attic Sessions here [https://thursdaynightsoncampus.bandcamp.com/album/the-attic-sessions]! Listen to our Soundtrap songs here [https://patjohnston.bandcamp.com/album/garage-traps]! Join our Facebook Group here [https://www.facebook.com/groups/themeltingpat]! Find more from G. Love and Special Sauce here [http://philadelphonic.com/]! Connect with The Melting Pat! Submit questions and comments here [http://www.themeltingpat.com/p/contact.html]! Show notes [https://www.themeltingpat.com/2026/05/show-notes-episode-584-destination-no.html]

Episode 583: Smart Enough to Get Real

After The Captain drops in with his Flyers postmortem (3:18), Jason Didner returns (9:22)! He and Pat chat about cognitive tests, featured artists, changing shore points, stressors of parenthood, and more before we spin a song from his new record, Asbury Heart. Find more from Jason Didner here [https://jasondidner.com/]! Get Asbury Heart on Bandcamp here [https://jasondidnermusic.bandcamp.com/album/asbury-heart]! Sign up for the monthly newsletter here [https://form.jotform.com/221765529487166]! Join the Patreon here [https://www.patreon.com/themeltingpat]! Stream or download The Attic Sessions here [https://thursdaynightsoncampus.bandcamp.com/album/the-attic-sessions]! Listen to our Soundtrap songs here [https://patjohnston.bandcamp.com/album/garage-traps]! Join our Facebook Group here [https://www.facebook.com/groups/themeltingpat]! Find more from G. Love and Special Sauce here [http://philadelphonic.com/]! Connect with The Melting Pat! Submit questions and comments here [http://www.themeltingpat.com/p/contact.html]! Show notes [https://www.themeltingpat.com/2026/05/show-notes-episode-583-smart-enough-to.html]

Episode 582: Keep Yourself to Yourself

Pat plays new music from Honey Revenge (3:28), reads mail on bad neighbors (8:33) and Suno buying Songkick (20:51), rambles on kid-free hours (27:36), and gets another playoff Flyers Update from The Captain (34:52). Find more from Honey Revenge here [https://honeyrevenge.com/]! Sign up for the monthly newsletter here [https://form.jotform.com/221765529487166]! Join the Patreon here [https://www.patreon.com/themeltingpat]! Stream or download The Attic Sessions here [https://thursdaynightsoncampus.bandcamp.com/album/the-attic-sessions]! Listen to our Soundtrap songs here [https://patjohnston.bandcamp.com/album/garage-traps]! Join our Facebook Group here [https://www.facebook.com/groups/themeltingpat]! Find more from G. Love and Special Sauce here [http://philadelphonic.com/]! Connect with The Melting Pat! Submit questions and comments here [http://www.themeltingpat.com/p/contact.html]! Show notes [https://www.themeltingpat.com/2026/05/show-notes-episode-582-keep-yourself-to.html]

Episode 581: I’ll Stay Home If You’re Like That

Pat plays music from ...you're the worst (2:51), rambles on surrogacy adventures (7:51), rants on poor behavior in public (13:11), answers a question on high school reunions (23:56), and talks Phillies (37:23), before getting another playoff Flyers Update from The Captain (44:06). Find more from ...you're the worst here [https://www.instagram.com/ytwslc/]! Sign up for the monthly newsletter here [https://form.jotform.com/221765529487166]! Join the Patreon here [https://www.patreon.com/themeltingpat]! Stream or download The Attic Sessions here [https://thursdaynightsoncampus.bandcamp.com/album/the-attic-sessions]! Listen to our Soundtrap songs here [https://patjohnston.bandcamp.com/album/garage-traps]! Join our Facebook Group here [https://www.facebook.com/groups/themeltingpat]! Find more from G. Love and Special Sauce here [http://philadelphonic.com/]! Connect with The Melting Pat! Submit questions and comments here [http://www.themeltingpat.com/p/contact.html]! Show notes [https://www.themeltingpat.com/2026/05/show-notes-episode-581-ill-stay-home-if.html]