Bulletin 001 - What do you hear when I say, "F*** your stupid dress!"?

012 - Government Greed Driving Hipsters to Cannibalism

Something about common folk getting less money, using your own shin to make tacos and pineapples apparently...

011 - Metal Stick vs Accidental Police Brutality and Evictions Causing One to Stress Poo

Something about a madman with a metal pole crashing his car into things, an authority ruining a good time by accident with his gun, parents finally getting rid of their loser son, and doing a poo regularly in public is a thing apparently...

010 - Puppets Saying The N-Word and Accidental Weapons of War Against Hipsters

Something about a respected white man that's not so respected right now, silly string puppet jizz, exploding safety apparatuses and hipsters adding more options to their wanky ironic milk repertoire apparently..... ....Hipsters have gone too far now. Let's destroy them. Press those buttons on the interwebs to help us out: Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/therecentestnews Instagram: http://www.instagram.com/therecentestnews Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/recentestnews

Bulletin 001 - What do you hear when I say, "F*** your stupid dress!"?

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