Can’t Teach Old Apples New Tricks

Apple Logic 101 🍎

Send us Fan Mail [https://www.buzzsprout.com/2447018/fan_mail/new] Apple Logic 101 🍎 Welcome to Apple Logic 101, where we expose all the irrational thoughts, unnecessary anxieties, and oddly specific pet peeves that make perfect sense… at least in our heads. This week, we’re diving into the things that instantly send us into a silent spiral: making sure everyone gets an equal number of oysters, calculating dip-to-person ratios like we’re solving advanced algebra, and wondering why people who “aren’t that hungry” always end up eating half the table. We also discuss the panic of double dippers, self-appointed rule enforcers in public, people who park themselves right next to you at the gym despite 47 open machines, and the race to beat strangers to the return line before they unload their entire trunk. Tiffany shares her ongoing battle with the relentless TJ Maxx credit card pitch, her frozen yogurt sample scandal, and why somehow all the exciting drama happens exactly 10 minutes after she leaves an event. Plus, we tackle the Irish Goodbye, the horror of being compared to people you don’t even like, and other completely ridiculous things that somehow live rent-free in our brains. If you’ve ever found yourself mentally dividing appetizers, judging line strategy, or getting irrationally annoyed by something that shouldn’t matter, congratulations… you may already have a degree in Apple Logic.

You’re Too Old For That Shit!

Send us Fan Mail [https://www.buzzsprout.com/2447018/fan_mail/new] This week, we’re saying what everyone else is thinking: are some people just too old for that shit? We’re diving into the habits, behaviors, and questionable life choices that make us wonder if age should come with a little more self-awareness. From entitled seniors who think being old means the rules no longer apply, to people clinging to fashion trends from their glory days, we’re covering it all. We also tackle the idea of dressing “age appropriate” (while firmly defending bikinis at any age), social media behavior, and our completely unofficial theory that whatever decade you were at your absolute hottest becomes the hairstyle and wardrobe you’re committed to for the rest of your life. As always, we’re equal parts judgmental, self-deprecating, and completely unqualified to be making these calls. Tune in and find out if you’re aging like fine wine… or if you’re officially too old for that shit. 🍎😂

Can’t Teach Old Apples New Tricks

Send us Fan Mail [https://www.buzzsprout.com/2447018/fan_mail/new] “Can’t Teach Old Apples New Tricks” is all about the life lessons and sayings we’ve heard forever that honestly deserve a second look. Some advice sounds inspiring until you actually apply it to real life and realize… maybe being the bigger person is overrated, maybe taking the high road just leaves you without closure, and maybe “turn the other cheek” is terrible advice depending on the situation. 🍎 We’re talking about the sayings people repeat like universal truths, the ones we strongly disagree with, the ones we secretly still believe in, and the ones that make absolutely no sense the older you get. Funny, honest, opinionated, and very relatable if you’ve ever rolled your eyes at a motivational quote on the internet.

Shari and The Ship Apples

Send us Fan Mail [https://www.buzzsprout.com/2447018/fan_mail/new] This week on The Shit Apple Podcast, the Shit Apples are joined by the incredible Shari Shipley for an episode packed with honesty, hilarious moments, behind-the-scenes NFL life, entrepreneurship, friendship, and everything in between. 🍎✨ In “Shari and the Ship Apples,” Shari opens up about cofounding Reffer App [https://www.reffer.app/?utm_source=chatgpt.com] and the inspiration behind building a platform centered around connection, referrals, and community. She also shares the heart behind WINI Phoenix [https://www.winiphx.org/?utm_source=chatgpt.com], the nonprofit organization she cofounded with friends to support and empower women in the community. We also get into what life was really like being married to an NFL player during one of the wildest seasons in football history, including the surreal experience of winning the Super Bowl during COVID. From the highs, pressures, sacrifices, and chaos behind the scenes to hilarious stories and real-life moments nobody sees from the outside, nothing was off limits. It’s inspiring, funny, unfiltered, and full of the kind of conversations that make you feel like you’re sitting at the table with friends. Trust us… this one has a little bit of everything. 🎙️🏈🍎

Gift In A Box

Send us Fan Mail [https://www.buzzsprout.com/2447018/fan_mail/new] “Gift in a Box” is the episode where we unwrap the good, the bad, and the aggressively lazy side of gift giving 🎁 What actually makes a gift good? We’re talking effort, intention, and knowing your person… not panic-buying a last-minute candle or defaulting to a Starbucks gift card (Shelley has very strong feelings about that… and a very specific place she suggests you put it). We get into our husbands’ gifting track records, the hits, the misses, and the “did you even try?” moments. Plus, we spill on some of the rudest, most questionable gifts we’ve ever received. And then… one of the Shit Apples gets a surprise that is in a league of its own. Elite. Life-altering. You’ll have to listen to find out what it is 👀 Tap in now and come judge everyone’s gift-giving skills with us.