SCOOPS

SCOOPS

US advances in the World Cup, but the biggest event happening in our country right now is Taylor Swift’s wedding. The average amount of ice cream (measured in scoops) the average American eats in a week is concerning. Getting ready for the fireworks in your neighborhood, plus so much more on a Thursdee!

PREGNANT SEAHORSE

Neil the Seal is our favorite menace. Are millennials the last generation to care about graves & cemeteries? Cody tries his hand at some voice acting with Jamie Sara Lewis. There’s vigilante justice happening in Mexico. The Endless Fires Fest is a two-day festival coming to Liverpool, plus so much more on a Wednesdee!

PISTACHIO

It’s Social Media Day, so treat yourself to a day with no social media. Josh loves a classic Bumper Boat in the summer time. High Strangeness takes us to Northern California & hundreds of Bluetooth speakers on Mount Shasta. Plus, Pistachio Ice Cream is New York’s favorite flavor for some reason & so much more on a Tuesdee!

LOG SEASON

What an amazing weekend, including our first ever attempt at a Fishing Derby! Thanks to all who came out. Things we shouldn’t be grilling according to the pros. Artists are starting to notice their fans defecating & urinating themselves in the front row. Plus so much more on a Mondee!

DRY STROKING

Damn, working five days a week? Wow. Even if Cody is still fighting a fever & will probably be dead by morning. Josh loves Dolly Parton & Cody not so much. No, a pool does not count as a shower. Facebook ads are getting crazy! Plus so much more on a Friday?!