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What an amazing weekend, including our first ever attempt at a Fishing Derby! Thanks to all who came out. Things we shouldn’t be grilling according to the pros. Artists are starting to notice their fans defecating & urinating themselves in the front row. Plus so much more on a Mondee!

DRY STROKING

Damn, working five days a week? Wow. Even if Cody is still fighting a fever & will probably be dead by morning. Josh loves Dolly Parton & Cody not so much. No, a pool does not count as a shower. Facebook ads are getting crazy! Plus so much more on a Friday?!

GRAD CRASHERS

Either Cody’s fever is making him hallucinate or his bunny friend is back! Does anyone actually eat caviar for taste? Some of the strangest foods at The World Cup right now. Obviously we’re not telling you to crash grad parties, but we have a very detailed plan to do it. Plus so much more on a Thursdee!

FUDDY DUDDY

Lots of sleepy bears this morning coming off an evening of concerts, including Jelly Roll in Syracuse and Evanesence at SPAC. Josh introduces his Fuddy Duddy Conert Series; done by 8:30pm. What are some of the best & worst road trip state in the US? GTA6 finally announces a release date & preorders. Plus so much more on a Wednesdee!

NATURAL LOOFAH

Jelly Roll is in town somewhere as his private jet has been at Hancock for 2 days. As always, we remind you that if it falls in the porta potty, it’s gone. Do not go in after it. High Strangeness this week looks in to the Dark Knight Satellite. Absolutely do NOT ask Cindy Paine about natural loofahs, plus so much more on a Tuesdee!