This Week in Sportsball: NFL Week Five Edition (2024)

This Week in Sportsball: NFL Week Five Edition (2024)

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This Week in Sportsball: NFL Week Four Edition

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This Week in Sportsball: NFL Week Three Edition (2024)

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This Week in Sportsball: NFL Week Two Edition (2024)

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This Week in Sportsball: NFL Week One Edition (2024)

God bless the NFL season, for it will consume us whole with drama and tension alike. May the games be spectacles and may our teams not get wrecked by injury and impotence alike. The NFL is king, and we will feast on the droppings that fall to us from its sweet, sweet table. This episode is dedicated to Week One of the happenings in the league. This is going to be an MCU feature by the end of the year. I can feel it. Yes, this year is going to kill me. Thanks for asking.