Episode 1! Locked Up at CVS + “Family Size”

Episode 1! Locked Up at CVS + “Family Size”

Have you visited a store, like any normal person, hoping to look at the products you want to peruse? You know what I mean. You wanna touch the product! You wanna pick it up! You wanna seeeeee and examine the ingredients, for God’s sake!!!! Well, stuff is locked up now. And it’s NOT OK. Also, “Family Size” is legit personally supes insulting toward me, as an INDIVIDUAL who has NOT REPRODUCED and LIVES ALONE WITH HER CATS (#catladiesforKAMALA). Please Follow! COMMENT! Send me love and appreeeeeeeshhhh! Thank you! Love you!!! Love, Abi Totes

Intro Episode

Welp, here we are. This is me, heretofore known as Abi Totes, attempting a “comedy” series! It’s meant to be a little old school radio - ish… and well, comedy. As in, I’m intending that it should be funny. Yes, I’m doing this TO MAKE YOU LAUGH!! Is it working yet? Is it? Is it? I hope so!!! Hope you LOVE it, and it brings you joy and relief from the torture and tumult of every day existence. SOMETHING has to bring us relief, right?!???!!?!! Yes. Thanks for being here! Love, Abi Totes