Two Packs: Trading Card Comedy presented by Meltdown Comics

The series finale of Two Packs is a massive Pack Attack battle royale! Guest Asterios Kokkinos (Something Awful) and host Geoffrey Golden open packs of Zero Heroes and Pukeymon cards, then combine them to make a collectable card game. Who’s the more mighty urinator: Power Baby or Starpee? Will Burple get indigestion from eating the Great Gobbler? Which is uglier: Captain Ugly or the art on the Pukeymon cards? All these important questions might very well be answered on the puketabulous final episode of Two Packs presented by Meltdown Comics! Follow us on Twitter! Two Packs - https://twitter.com/twopackspodcast Asterios Kokkinos - https://twitter.com/asterios Geoffrey Golden - https://twitter.com/geoffreygolden Links to check out: Toys “4” Cheap - http://a.co/fO87EIE Wet Hot American Summer: Fantasy Camp - http://kck.st/2oRCSrK Credits: Producer - Mason Booker Engineer - Mason Booker Opening Theme by Matt Myers “Biking in the Park” by Lee Rosevere Logo by Kenny Keil Card Images: Zero Heroes Front - https://www.dropbox.com/s/b0qhmufrrwmy98o/e051-zeroheroes-front.jpeg?dl=0 Pukeymon Front - https://www.dropbox.com/s/8hmjlsgxbyitf7d/e051-pukeymon-front.jpeg?dl=0 Zero Heroes / Pukeymon Back - https://www.dropbox.com/s/odrcuxkr7wt1bd9/e051-zeroheroes-pukeymon-back.jpeg?dl=0 Magic: the Gathering 1 - https://www.dropbox.com/s/7wxnokc6p51vq0l/e051-magicTG-front-1.jpeg?dl=0 Magic: the Gathering 2 - https://www.dropbox.com/s/i8jj95zilj9smb9/e051-magicTG-front-2.jpeg?dl=0

Guest R. Sikoryak (Terms and Conditions graphic novel) joins host Geoffrey Golden for Two Packs, the trading card comedy show! On this special behind-the-cards episode, Geoffrey interviews Bob about his time at Topps in the 1980s writing gags for Garbage Pail Kids and Toxic High. They discuss how Garbage Pail Kids were made, the now famous indie cartoonists who all relied on Topps for a paycheck at the time, and Bob’s new use of illustrated parodies: to take on Trump. All this on this Adam Bomb-in’ episode of Two Packs presented by Meltdown Comics! Follow us on Twitter! @twopackspodcast @rsikoryak @geoffreygolden Check it out: Terms and Conditions - https://www.drawnandquarterly.com/terms-and-conditions The Unquotable Trump - https://unquotabletrump.tumblr.com/ Garbage Pail Kids Book - http://www.abramsbooks.com/product/garbage-pail-kids_9781419702709/ Credits: Producer - Mason Booker Engineer - Mason Booker Opening Theme by Matt Myers “Biking in the Park” by Lee Rosevere Logo by Kenny Keil Card Images: Front - https://www.dropbox.com/s/6iarw1o95w3jhtv/e050-garbagepail-front.jpeg?dl=0 Back - https://www.dropbox.com/s/5emsfpnl0zjvjbd/e050-garbagepail-back.jpeg?dl=0

Guest Jamie Loftus (Comedy Central) joins host Geoffrey Golden for Two Packs, the trading card comedy show! This week, they open packs of lawbreaking trading cards – Wanted By FBI (1993) and True Crime II (1992). While opening the packs, they discuss hot cigarette peddler Joe Doto, computer criminal “slash” murder attempter John Aleshe, and the love of Jamie’s life, Robert Durst. All this on this incarcerated episode of Two Packs presented by Meltdown Comics! Follow us on Twitter! @twopackspodcast @hamburgerphone @geoffreygolden Credits: Producer - Mason Booker Engineer - Mason Booker Opening Theme by Matt Myers “Biking in the Park” by Lee Rosevere Logo by Kenny Keil Card Images: Front - https://www.dropbox.com/s/choqxx09t90k1vn/e049-fbi-true-crime-front.jpeg?dl=0 Back - https://www.dropbox.com/s/wg7ejzedk3j06y2/e049-fbi-true-crime-back.jpeg?dl=0

Guest Danny Lacy (Crack-Duck) joins host Geoffrey Golden for Two Packs, the trading card comedy show! This week, they open packs of ooze-covered cards – Gruesome Greetings (1992) and TMNT 3 (1993). While opening the packs, they discuss why the best Pokemon were the trash Pokemon, how a pig’s butt can launch a woman into space, and why the Ninja Turtles looked more disgusting than usual in their third movie. All this on this gross-out episode of Two Packs presented by Meltdown Comics! Follow us on Twitter! @twopackspodcast @garbageville @geoffreygolden Credits: Producer - Mason Booker Engineer - Mason Booker Opening Theme by Matt Myers “Biking in the Park” by Lee Rosevere Logo by Kenny Keil Card Images: TMNT 3 Front - https://www.dropbox.com/s/83b4etz80ykijl7/e048-tmnt3-front.jpeg?dl=0 TMNT 3 Back - https://www.dropbox.com/s/lmg3xci42uu87u6/e048-tmnt3-back.jpeg?dl=0 Gruesome Greetings Front - https://www.dropbox.com/s/ex3pov0jpj7o6p9/e048-gruesomegreets-front.jpeg?dl=0 Gruesome Greetings Inside - https://www.dropbox.com/s/uk6c6l05fk0bf21/e048-gruesomegreets-inside1.jpeg?dl=0 Gruesome Greetings Inside 2 - https://www.dropbox.com/s/tk4sapl5hq0ru2v/e048-gruesomegreets-inside2.jpeg?dl=0

Guest Grant Pardee (Vice) joins host Geoffrey Golden for Two Packs, the trading card comedy show! This week, they open packs of sports-ish cards – American Gladiators (1991) and Comic Ball IV: Comic Bowl (1992). While opening the packs, they discuss how little they remembered about American Gladiators vs. how crazy it was, the perennial sadness of being a Buffalo Bills fan, and the cultural inevitability of Space Jam. All this on this tennis ball shooting episode of Two Packs presented by Meltdown Comics! Follow us on Twitter! @twopackspodcast @grantpa @geoffreygolden   Credits: Producer - Mason Booker Engineer - Mason Booker Opening Theme by Matt Myers “Biking in the Park” by Lee Rosevere Logo by Kenny Keil   Card Images: American Gladiators Front - https://www.dropbox.com/s/f9bkuyaf28cjw1j/e047-american-gladiators-front.jpeg?dl=0 American Gladiators Back - https://www.dropbox.com/s/bwxvgj3l60yajnx/e047-american-gladiators-back.jpeg?dl=0 Comic Ball Front - https://www.dropbox.com/s/0gwjcyb7k1cjq9w/e047-comicball-front.jpeg?dl=0 Comic Ball Back - https://www.dropbox.com/s/bwxvgj3l60yajnx/e047-american-gladiators-back.jpeg?dl=0