Uncreative Wet Noodles

Uncreative Wet Noodles

The Duo have clawed their way free from the frozen soil of an Ohio winter to bring you the latest news on things that happened months ago. Also, they talk about things that aren't Star Wars for a change…   …mostly, anyway.

Steveland Kleemer

Dug pitches an idea for a reality show where he demonstrates survivalist techniques. Ryan learns the hard truth about PeeWee's Playhouse, and they use the term "Woke Mind Virus" as many times as possible to hack SEO and pull listeners from the Red Pill demographic.

He's the Pacey

The Duo return for another hour of deep discussion on trade routes, theocratic regimes, ninjas, parenting. Also, Dug accidentally confesses to a raging man-crush on a certain VP candidate…

A Doughy Wolverine

A very late, very strange May the 4th Episode wherein the Duo discuss your most pressing Star War questions. Like, is Tarkin eviler than Vader? Why is Trinity such a BAMF? And, of course, could Wolverine get a tattoo? Find all the shocking answers and more!

I'm dying, Larry!

The Duo come to realize an incontrovertible truth: the 90s were the greatest decade for film.