Wake Up Sheeple!

We recorded this episode BEFORE Katy Perry got ridonk weird. So. That only adds to our suspicions that Katy Perry isn't who she says she is.

"The Man" is everywhere. Even the moon. He's watching us all, but does he have a favorite among us?

Local skaterboy uncovers the scaly truth behind Justin's tremendous success. Thousands of Beliebers have a crisis of faith. Also, froyo and telemarketing?

Arij and Sazi offer advice on their FIRST PIECE OF LISTENER MAIL, helping to uncover a conspiracy in Lucas's own life. They try to help him answer the question: does YOLO even apply to him? Sazi and Arij also talk about chem trails, which leads to a serious discussion about the genocide and chemical warfare, and now American intervention, happening in Syria. Donate to support the White Helmets, who have saved more than 84,000 Syrian lives, by visiting www.whitehelmets.org.

Soda. Worms. The Planet Earth. What do these things all have in common? They all make far less sense when they are flat. Join Sazi and Arij as they make a genuine effort to entertain the concept of a flat earth.