Porterhouse People Of The Week For June 9th

WOTW: Underwhelming Underwear Thief

When you steal the least pawnable item in a persons house, you might just become a Laura Lee & Cutter Weenie of the Week!

Laura Lee's Sin Bin - Phil Mickelson

Phil Mickelson is great at golf but not so great at talking to women. For getting kicked out of a golf club for checks notes “nonconsensual and inappropriate physical contact," he should feel shame, shame, shame.

Laura Lee vs Cutter: Coooooooooooooooors

Who can hold their Coors the longest?!

Exhausterwhelmulated

It's when you're exhausted, overwhelmed, and overstimulated all at the same time. Just saying that word makes me.......... exhausterwhelmulated.

Laura Lee's Sin Bin - Brendan Sorsby

A court decided that Texas Tech quarterback, Brendan Sorsby SHOULD be allowed to play this coming season dispite the NCAA saying he was ineligible after he was caught cheating on .... college football. There are so many things this kid could of bet on and could of still been ok, but playing in college football and betting on college football? You know this guy needs to feel shame, shame, shame.