03 | The Roto-Router Guy is a Taxidermist with a Blood Parlor

05 | Sandy Cohen Was The Founding Father of Magnises

Topics include but are not limited to: The Founding Fathers, TB12, upside down pineapples, a very merry Magnises holiday party, MANDY, the babysitters union, meat parties, El Chapo, Brooke Hogan, TSA trolls, dog names, the day after Valentine's Day, oatmilk, Santa Con, joining a cult, and more. Here is the link to the Natalie Portman Miss Dior commercial: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vN3HRvWnmro

04 | Aaron Carter is Serving Nair-tinis in the Incel Box

We completely lose our mind in this week's episode. Topics of discussion include but are not limited to: Aaron Carter’s eating disorder and new album, mafia funeral ideas, incels, STDs, how Irish Jenny is, feature films, microchips for guests' brains, getting grounded, etc. etc. etc.

03 | The Roto-Router Guy is a Taxidermist with a Blood Parlor

In episode 3, Jen and Caroline discuss unclogging drains, Louis XIV, the first troll, blood parlors, straws at the party, the LSAT, body workers, and so much more.

02 | Don’t Ask Us About This Juicy Morsel (Trailer)

This is a poorly produced episode 2 trailer that will leave you asking, "why did I subscribe to this?" or, "who are these idiots?" but mostly, "will I be invited to their party?"  Stay tuned to find out.

01 | All I Want For My Birthday Is A Flu Shot (Pilot)

With Jen's 29th birthday rapidly approaching in 360 days, Jen and Caroline get down to business and start party planning. Music cred to Robyn.