Eclipse

The Big Race

Carey and Josh are back by popular demand to find out what happens when you con people to give to charity, learn who's nose has to cross the finish line in a water ski race and take a good look into how to get over your friends shark attack. Let that ball slip away and scream at the seaweed, you're not just bored out way over spec, you might be Baywatched!

Shark Derby

Carey and Josh find out that you need a young strong back and some towels before chumming, being in the opening credits means nothing in this life or the next and your restaurant idea might as well put on a live execution cause people are only hungry for blood. So surf like a wounded seal and accept your fate, you've been chosen to be Baywatched.

Eclipse

Carey and Josh find out the cost of harbouring a fugitive dog, fail to see the rebellion behind thieving antique diving equipment and learn that ghost women have feelings of suicide too. Choke down a pound of raw beef and tell your therapist to go to hell, cause when they get there they'll figure you might be Baywatched.

Snake Eyes

Carey and Josh learn what lifeguards do on their day off, discover the not so subtle lack of nuance in illegal gambling and just because your dad is rearranging your teachers guts doesn't mean she forgot you owe her one thousand words on the boxcar children. Rent that tux and ruin the rental boat cause the house always wins when you're Baywatched.

Muddy Waters

Carey and Josh learn that the most important part of being a lifeguard is knowing how to go down slides, get a tan, eat hot chip and have someone violate your trust with a sexy swimsuit calendar. Sabotage those water pumps to impress your teenage friends cause you must be this tall to be Baywatched.