Winestrology: A Comedy Podcast

Happy Valentine's Day, astrobaes! In this very special episode of Winestrology,  Lwini (@winisays [https://instagram.com/winisays/]) and Nicole (@nicoledaniellexo [https://www.instagram.com/nicoledaniellexo/]) are summoned by listener, Bee, to help her with the eternal conundrum: how to escape the toxic clutches of a Virgo man! Join us with a bottle of Megalomaniac's Narcissist Riesling [https://store.megalomaniacwine.com/product/Narcissist-Riesling-2021] as we catch you all up on what we've been up to over the past year and analyze the sysnastry between Bee and Mr. Vice Grip Virgo! And, of course, some light Aquarius bashing...how could we resist—it is their season! FOLLOW US: IG: @winestrology [https://www.instagram.com/winestrology/] TWITTER: @winestrologypod [https://twitter.com/winestrologypod] TALK TO US: EMAIL: hello@winestrology.com [hello@winestrology.com]

Happy Taurus Season, astrobaddies and daddies! Lwini (@winisays [https://instagram.com/winisays/]) and Nicole (@nicoledaniellexo [https://www.instagram.com/nicoledaniellexo/]) are celebrating their favourite Venusians with a re-recorded 'Toxic Taurus' [https://open.spotify.com/episode/0RfNcu119ZLJH2VoYVwlov] episode that does them justice. The astrobaes are joined by longtime friend of the show, Thabiso (aka MelaninxMoscato [https://twitter.com/melaninxmoscato]) who is here to defend his fellow Taureans against the allegations and misconceptions about the sign. With a bottle of Saintly's The Good Rosé [https://on.saintlywine.com/product/Saintly-The-Good-Rose] on hand, we discuss the bull's tendency towards possessiveness, obstinacy and promiscuity among a few other things...(allegedly). This episode marks the official end of season four and we will be taking a few weeks off before our next one, but stay tuned for that by making sure that you... FOLLOW US: IG: @winestrology [https://www.instagram.com/winestrology/] TWITTER: @winestrologypod [https://twitter.com/winestrologypod] TALK TO US: EMAIL: hello@winestrology.com [hello@winestrology.com]

We're back and on track! This week the astrobaes are discussing the big boss of the synastry chart, Daddy Saturn and how it relates to other planets in a partner's to create some major harmony or big big problems. So what's the tea? Is Saturn essential for a mature and long-lasting romantic connection? Your hosts can't seem to agree! This very serious episode calls for a very serious wine, so this week Lwini (@winisays [https://instagram.com/winisays/]) and Nicole (@nicoledaniellexo [https://www.instagram.com/nicoledaniellexo/]) are sipping Trapiche winery's 2018 Medalla Malbec [https://www.vivino.com/CA/en/trapiche-medalla-malbec-mendoza-red-wine-v/w/5662688?year=2018]; a big wine for a big planet. FOLLOW US: IG: @winestrology [https://www.instagram.com/winestrology/] TWITTER: @winestrologypod [https://twitter.com/winestrologypod] TALK TO US: EMAIL: hello@winestrology.com [hello@winestrology.com]

In this episode of the Speakeasy, Lwini (@winisays [https://instagram.com/winisays/]) and Nicole (@nicoledaniellexo [https://www.instagram.com/nicoledaniellexo/]) are joined by fashionista and creative Ava Asly [https://www.instagram.com/avaasly/?hl=en] after a style-inspo tweet turns sour and sparks a bigger conversation surrounding the word "bimbo". Is it an aesthetic, an empowering and subversive political movement or simply a demeaning slur? The gals chat about the meaning of the term, their own complicated relationships with the word, its racial implications, the sliding "bimbo scale" and weigh in on the notorious Oscars' slap. Make sure to follow Ava on Instagram and check out her brainchild, Discharge Magazine [https://dischargemagazine.com/]! And please check out For Harriet's video essay "Wap and the Spectacle of Sexual Liberation" [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ILApR36KgQw] which Nicole referenced as part of the discussion. Apologies for the dicey audio towards the end, we hope you enjoy the episode nonetheless! FOLLOW US: IG: @winestrology [https://www.instagram.com/winestrology/] TWITTER: @winestrologypod [https://twitter.com/winestrologypod] TALK TO US: EMAIL: hello@winestrology.com [hello@winestrology.com]

Happy #WineWednesday, astrobaes! We are celebrating the Astro New Year and one of the messiest weeks of 2022 by revisiting one of our very first (and very drunk) episodes about everyone's favourite agents of chaos: Aries. FOLLOW US: IG: @winestrology [https://www.instagram.com/winestrology/] TWITTER: @winestrologypod [https://twitter.com/winestrologypod] TALK TO US: EMAIL: hello@winestrology.com [hello@winestrology.com]