Sacrifice an Elephant? | College Football Playoff Preview

Football's Final Four | The College Football Playoff

🏈 The Final Four Are Set! 🏈 Brad and Kevin break down the College Football Playoff’s final four teams the only way they know how — with hot takes, bold predictions, and absolutely no fear of being wrong. From which team looks unstoppable, to who might be overrated, to how each matchup really plays out, Kevin delivers his classic 10-year-old logic while Brad tries (and sometimes fails) to keep things grounded. Expect strong opinions, playoff chaos, and at least one take that will make grown-ups uncomfortable. Who’s winning it all? Who’s getting exposed? And why is Kevin so confident about it? It’s the College Football Playoff — 10-Year-Old’s Take style. 🎙️🔥

Sacrifice an Elephant? | College Football Playoff Preview

This week on the podcast, we break down one of the biggest matchups on the board—and ask the question no one else is brave enough to ask: What will it actually take for Alabama to win this game? 🤔 We dive into matchups, key stats, coaching decisions, and momentum swings, but along the way the conversation takes a sharp (and hilarious) turn. With the stakes sky-high and pressure mounting, we wonder if the Tide might need to make the ultimate sacrifice—not a timeout, not a trick play, but sacrificing an elephant to appease the football gods. 🐘 Obviously metaphorical… probably. From serious football analysis to classic overreaction and humor, this episode captures the tension, tradition, and absurdity that make college football great. Tune in for bold takes, big laughs, and a reminder that when it comes to winning these games, nothing—not even an elephant—is off the table.

Chaos, Committees, and College Football | The College Football Playoff

On this episode of 10-Year-Old’s Take, Brad and Kevin dive headfirst into the wild world of college football chaos. From surprise upsets that made fans scream into their throw pillows, to the College Football Playoff committee making decisions that no one—not even a supercomputer or a 10-year-old—can fully understand, we break it all down with humor, hot takes, and just a little bit of friendly complaining. Kevin shares his kid-level wisdom on who really deserves a playoff spot, Brad tries to keep the show on track (key word: tries), and together they tackle the big questions—like why every team suddenly forgets how to tackle in November, and whether the committee uses actual data or just picks names out of a hat. If you like passion, predictions, and a kid calling out adults for overthinking college football, this episode is for you.

Now or Norvell | CFB Glance & Noles Preview

10-Year-Old’s Take is the only show where a grown man (Brad) desperately tries to sound authoritative about college football while being routinely out-analyzed by a kid who still thinks Lunchables count as a food group. It’s part sports show, part family chaos, and part therapy session for Brad as Kevin delivers scorching hot takes with the confidence of someone who’s never paid a mortgage. Together, they break down the world of college football with a mix of accuracy, optimism, and just enough accidental comedy to make you wonder why ESPN hasn’t called… yet.

Survival Saturday | Texas vs. Georgia

It’s a college football weekend built for drama — Texas and Georgia squaring off in what feels more like a barbecue battle than a ballgame. Brisket vs. bulldog, burnt orange vs. red and black, and enough pride on the line to fill a smoker. Georgia’s trying to prove the dynasty isn’t done, while Texas is yelling “We’re baaaack!” for about the fifth time. Meanwhile, Kevin’s keeping an eye on the Hokies heading to Tallahassee to take on the Noles. His take? “The Hokies better bring more than a lunch pail — they’ll need a whole Home Depot.” He’s calling for FSU to roll but secretly rooting for chaos, mostly because nothing’s more entertaining than watching Dad sweat through another fourth quarter.