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Splash Down

“Welcome back to Gas or Ass, where we decide what’s fire… and what’s getting tossed out the airlock ” Artemis II Re-Entry Into Earth’s Atmosphere “First up—NASA’s Artemis II mission. We’re talking astronauts slingshotting around the Moon and then hitting Earth’s atmosphere at insane speeds.” Re-entry = one of the most dangerous parts (heat shield doing ALL the work) First crewed mission in the Artemis program Big step toward returning humans to the Moon Verdict: GAS — “This is real space exploration. Humanity leveling up.” Donald Trump “Next—Trump. Always in the headlines, always controversial.” Polarizing political figure Huge influence on current U.S. politics People either fully support him or strongly oppose him Verdict: “Split decision—depends who you ask. Gas for some, ass for others.” Israeli–Palestinian conflict “Now something serious—the ongoing situation between Israel and Palestine.” Long-standing conflict with deep historical roots Major humanitarian concerns Constant global attention and debate Verdict: ASS — “Not in a joking way—just a tragic situation overall.” WrestleMania “And finally—WrestleMania! The Super Bowl of wrestling.” Big matches, crazy entrances, celebrity appearances Fans love the spectacle and storytelling Always delivers viral moments Verdict: GAS — “Pure entertainment. Even non-fans get pulled in.” Outro: “That’s this week’s Gas or Ass. Let us know what YOU think—what are you giving gas, and what’s getting ejected? We’ll catch you next time.”

To The Moon And Back

Today’s podcast goes completely off the rails—in the best way. We dive into the chaos of wrestling wars, break down the idea of “Artimes II” and what it could mean, and somehow spiral into a deep (and slightly unhinged) conversation about nuclear war and extraterrestrial life And since it’s Easter Sunday, we wrap it all together with some unexpected reflections that you definitely won’t see coming. It’s intense, weird, funny, and all over the place—exactly how we like it. Tap in and let us know what YOU think… especially about the alien part

Test Cast

Free flow talking about sports and knowing each other