#5 - Lo Siento, Yo No Tengo Telefono

#7 - Timpano

Once in an English class a teacher told me that 7 symbolized the divine and was linked to prophesy.  Timpano has 7 letters as well.  Maybe it's a magical episode?

#6 - Bad Behaviors

Is this the last hoorah for our gang?  No.  We would never indulge in such BAD BEHAVIORS, but we do discuss phone sex, swallowing cum, flaking and wrap it up with a nice outburst of ennui. However, would you ever describe cum as being custard-like?  OR what consistency do you normally expect?  Leave us a message at 917-426-7755

#5 - Lo Siento, Yo No Tengo Telefono

Why do you think it was that Lacey didn't answer our calls?  Does she not need us now that she is in a long-term monogamous straight cis-gender and as of now closed partnership with her boyfriend?  Even Simon questioned her not letting us know she was safe after ignoring us all day.  Well Simon also said we were jealous of Lacey's sneezing "orgasms" and let me tell you... we are. Note: Audio Updated

#4 - Eau du Scam

Camp can't do a bit, Lacey is in love with Zac Efron, we watch Down to Earth with Zac Efron, Bunny wants to move to Paris after the city's sparkling water technology advances, Lacey queers queering by being monogamous, Camp has a revelation, Lacey wants Darin to scam her too, Bunny and Camp use their combined 12 years of French to argue about prepositions in the title of the episode while Lacey is too busy blowing Simon to talk to us.

#3 - The Podcasters, The Lacey, Her Lover, His Video

Trying not to get cancelled; Lunk and his job; getting older; Simon Watch Watch, where Bunny and Camp talk about talking about Simon; sexy video apologies; Simon Watch Watch Watch where Simon himself comes on to talk about Bunny and Camp talking about the original 3 talking about Simon; a sexual act that will not be named at Lacey's request; the sitcom law of verbal traps; hiding from your parents in your driveway in your thirties.