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A Truth-Seekin' Florida Man

Podcast by A Truth-Seekin' Florida Man

English

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About A Truth-Seekin' Florida Man

I left Florida when I was 18, 'cause I thought it sucked, and 'cause I was bored, and 'cause I wanted to do something different. I ventured out into the world - the South, then Silicon Valley, then Europe. And the world changed me. And I kinda' forgot about Florida. And then I went back. And Florida had changed. And then - Florida changed me. Unexpectedly. Very unexpectedly. And all that stuff, all mixed together, turned into me, a Truth-Seekin' Florida Man. Trying to have fun, trying to learn, and trying to leave the world jus' a little better than I found it. And if that don't work, I'll just go find some manatees to hang out with.

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15 episodes

episode #14 - My Teenage Guru artwork

#14 - My Teenage Guru

This is my longest episode to date - and quantity does equal quality, at least for this one.  And it turns out my (ex-) teen guru is having a birthday right around now - and I just wanna say, real clear-like, that this is NOT a birthday present or anything like that, 'cause I know this is NOT what he would want for his birthday and of course I would NEVER do something like give one of my sons an episode for their birthday present that they didn't even want or anything.  And I don't believe in birthdays anyway, as the earth does not "rotate" around the sun, when one uses the cosmic background radiation as a reference frame, as one should - it is clear that Earth is following a crazy curved corkscrew pattern through the universe. We never return to the "location" where we born - ever. Get used to it. It is really just a random series of events that this all lined up. But to be on the safe side - this is officially Episode 14. I jus' couldn't be chancing using that other next lower integer connected to this episode or to my guru or to the meaning of life.  Just hedging my bets here. Like airplane seating and building floor numbers you know.

14 Jan 2023 - 18 min
episode #8 - Tweetle Beetle Sunday artwork

#8 - Tweetle Beetle Sunday

Turns out my creative consultant don't know the law, so it turns out I did need to hire a slew of attorneys to drive this copyright case to the Supreme Court and pay those boys and girls to judge in my favour.  But after extensive cost-benefit analysis, I fired all them lawyers and just did this here little re-take. Hope I don't end up in jail or nothin'. Aside from that little hiccup, I'd like to thank discussions with my creative consultant Prof. Dr. Tinky Winky. Dr. Winky is highly respected in his fields as a creative consultant in all things after the year 2000. Tinky, or Doc Tink, as his good friends call him, is NOT a Florida Man but by upbringing but there seems to be some genetic component allowing him to deeply grok the social and comedic significance of the Florida Man. Thank you Dr. Tink for the 15 to 20 minutes of your valuable time you have committed to my project. I am forever in your debt and hope that I can repay you at some point in my life but don't really expect to as neither you nor I have any idea how to monetize this crazy shit.

10 Jan 2023 - 6 min
episode #9 - Smelly Feet artwork

#9 - Smelly Feet

I spent my whole weekend thinkin' about Smelly Feet. And that's because I heard this girl was goin' to study law and all that stuff.  And I thought - okay I am not prejudiced, some of my best friends are lawyers, but - really? REALLY??? Cause - you know - law is a bunch of made up sh*&t and all that.  (I gotta spell things like sh*&t  like that 'cause her daddy may wup me if I use too many explicit swear words around her 'cause she not quite old enough to hear explicit swear words maybe. Now I know she most likely hear a lot of swear words even at that good school of hers and all that but I don't wanna add any extra swear words to this episode just in case she does actually waste her time and listen to this). And if you got a law degree - you tend to be STUCK in the place you done learned it. Cause it turns out, law is all made up, and the law changes from place to place. But okay - if you really love that stuff okay. Or you can get a law degree and still do other things and all that.  I jus' want you to be thinkin' about all that as you figuring all that stuff out in your life. And I would like a good answer to the Smelly Feet question just in case you figure it out along the way.

22 Dec 2022 - 5 min
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