#9 Teeth Ascendant, Man Descendeth
Supernatural forces, a wig made of horses, angels brought low by blows from all sources. But Gertruda's mouth, it doth shine like the sun! Listeners, please know, this episode is a great one.
This episode featured Joanna Borns, Ross Neal, Maria Nally, PJ Nally and Drew Robinson.
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Music and sound effects from Uppbeat (license on file) and Pixabay (no attribution required).
Music and sound effects from Uppbeat (license on file) and Pixabay (no attribution required).
'Toccata' from L'Orfeo by Claudio Monteverdi, performed by The United States Army Old Guard Fife and Drum Corps — freemusicarchive.org [https://freemusicarchive.org/music/The_United_States_Army_Old_Guard_Fife_and_Drum_Corps/Celebrating_50_Years/20/] — Public Domain Mark 1.0
'Achaidh Cheide' by Kevin MacLeod (modified) — incompetech.com [https://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/index.html?isrc=USUAN1100340&Search=Search] — CC BY 4.0
'Orchestral Miniatures #18 Religious Medieval' by Joseph R. Lilore (modified) — freemusicarchive.org [https://freemusicarchive.org/music/joseph-r-lilore/orchestral-miniatures/] — CC BY 4.0
'LaFaena – Is a Beautiful Day in the Medieval City' by LaFaena (modified) — freemusicarchive.org [https://freemusicarchive.org/music/LaFaena/] — CC BY 4.0
'Bach – Book I: Prelude and Fugue No. 8 in E Flat Minor, BWV 853, Prelude' by Carlos Gardels — freemusicarchive.org [https://freemusicarchive.org/music/Carlos_Gardels/Bachs_Book_I_Prelude_and_Fugue_No_8_in_E_Flat_Minor/Bach_-_Book_I_Prelude_and_Fugue_No_8_in_E_Flat_Minor_BWV_853_Prelude/] — Public Domain
'Becerra-Schmidt – Cuarto Cuarteto Para Cuerdas: I. Allegro' by Philadelphia String Quartet (modified) — freemusicarchive.org [https://freemusicarchive.org/music/Philadelphia_String_Quartet/Becerra-Schmidt_Cuarto_Cuarteto_Para_Cuerdas/Philadelphia_String_Quartet_-_Becerra-Schmidt-_Cuarto_Cuarteto_Para_Cuerdas__-_1_-_Allegro/] — CC BY-SA 2.0
'Beethoven – Sonata No. 32 in C Minor, Op. 111 – I. Maestoso – Allegro con brio ed appassionato' by Daniel Veesey — freemusicarchive.org [https://freemusicarchive.org/music/Daniel_Veesey/] — Public Domain
'Mussorgsky – Pictures at an Exhibition: Cum mortuis in lingua mortua, Andante non troppo con lamento' by Skidmore College Orchestra — freemusicarchive.org [https://freemusicarchive.org/music/Skidmore_College_Orchestra/Mussorgskys_Pictures_at_an_Exhibition/Cum_mortuis_in_lingua_mortua_Andante_non_troppo_con_lamento/] — Public Domain
'I Love Myself More Than Anyone Else' by HoliznaCC0 — freemusicarchive.org [https://freemusicarchive.org/music/holiznacc0/] — CC0
'J.S. Bach – Cello Suite #1 in G (on Dulcimer) – Prelude' by Kevin MacLeod (modified) — freemusicarchive.org [https://freemusicarchive.org/music/Kevin_MacLeod/Classical_Sampler/] — CC BY 4.0
'Schmetterling' by Kevin MacLeod (modified) — freemusicarchive.org [https://freemusicarchive.org/music/Kevin_MacLeod/Classical_Sampler/Schmetterling] — CC BY 4.0
'P.I. Tchaikovsky – Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy' by Kevin MacLeod (modified) — incompetech.com [https://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/index.html?isrc=USUAN1100625&Search=Search] — CC BY 4.0
'bubbles small in soda' by kyles (modified) — freesound.org [https://freesound.org/people/kyles/sounds/637335/] — CC0
'door wood old open hall echo' by kyles (modified) — freesound.org [https://freesound.org/people/kyles/sounds/637493/] — CC0
'Woosh' by florianreichelt (modified) — freesound.org [https://freesound.org/people/florianreichelt/sounds/683096/] — CC0
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