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All About the Biscuits

Podcast by RJ Swist

English

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About All About the Biscuits

At All About the Biscuits, every topic’s a biscuit—flaky, spicy, sweet, or downright messy. We break ’em open, butter ’em up, and dive into life with laughs, heart, and zero judgment. From real talk to ridiculous rants, we’re here to entertain and keep it real. All topics. All biscuits. Always served hot.

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Minimum Standards

Some episodes are funny. Some are uncomfortable. This one is about standards. In this episode of All About the Biscuit, I start with light—grape juice mistaken for coffee, freezing dog walks, and the small absurdities of everyday life—but it quickly turns into a deeper conversation about accountability, responsibility, and how we treat people when no one’s looking. We talk about nostalgia and why shows like Stranger Things hit so hard, the growing literacy crisis and why passing kids who can’t read helps no one, and the uncomfortable truth that parenting doesn’t stop at protection—it requires presence and responsibility. Then we get serious. After watching a new documentary on Alabama’s prison system, I unpack what “do the crime, do the time” really means when inmates are living in conditions that fall below any reasonable human standard—overcrowding, filth, corruption, and a system profiting off labor while offering no real solutions. This isn’t about leniency. It’s about whether there’s a line we shouldn’t cross as a society. This episode isn’t here to tell you what to think. It’s here to ask what we’re willing to accept—from parents, leaders, systems, and ourselves. 🎧 Listen now. 🧈 Butter your biscuit. 📅 Subscribe and stay with us—because these conversations matter.

28 Jan 2026 - 48 min
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Loud Mornings, Quiet Secrets, and Who's Really Being Parented

Some mornings you wake up sick, loud, and dropping everything in the house — and sometimes that chaos feels like a perfect snapshot of the world we’re living in. In this episode of All About the Biscuit, I mix humor with hard truth, from klutzy mornings and public FaceTime disasters to why paying bills online feels harder than it should. Then we slow it down and talk about family — the loss of the dinner table, secrets no one addresses, golden children, money after death, and what happens when parents protect instead of parent. A true-crime conversation about Martha Moxley becomes a bigger reflection on accountability, silence, and how families quietly break when no one talks. It’s funny, uncomfortable, and honest. If you’ve ever wondered, “Who raised you?” or felt like common sense is disappearing — hit play. 🎧 Listen now. 🧈 Butter your biscuit.

21 Jan 2026 - 53 min
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Kindness, Anger, and a Chocolate Crime Scene

What happens when kindness beats politics, anger goes viral, friendship gets real, and a protein shake makes you look like you crapped yourself? In this episode of All About the Biscuit, I bounce between laughter, frustration, and some honest reflection on the world we’re living in right now. We talk about a 20-year-old mayor in a tiny Iowa town who won simply by showing up and being kind—proof that leadership doesn’t have to be loud or angry to work. Then we dive into why so many people seem permanently furious on social media, yelling into their phones and forgetting they’re live for the world to see. When did outrage become the personality? I also slow it down for a real moment—sharing what it felt like to learn that a longtime friend is quietly battling alcoholism, and why showing up matters more than fixing anyone. And because life has a sense of humor, we wrap it all with a chocolate protein shake disaster that turned my car seat—and my dignity—into a crime scene. This episode is funny, raw, a little spicy, and very human. If you’ve ever laughed at the absurd, questioned the anger, or needed a reminder that decency still exists—this one’s for you. 🎧 Hit play. 🧈 Butter your biscuit.

14 Jan 2026 - 47 min
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