All My Maidens

Podcast by Aysha U. Farah

English

Culture & leisure

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About All My Maidens

Welcome to All My Maidens, an Elden Ring lore podcast. Have you ever played 100 hours of Elden Ring and then thought, wow. I have no idea what the heck this game is about? Well, join award winning game writer Aysha U. Farah as she invites various friends and confidants to come on and Explain Elden Ring to her. What is an Elden Ring, anyway? What makes it elden? Who are the Tarnished? Why do a bunch of guys have weird horns on their faces? Who is that dude made of roots? Answer all these questions and more, right here!

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21 episodes

Episode 17 - Dung Eater

This week we're joined by Jonny from the Culture Dumpster podcast to discuss a very gross man, the Loathsome Dung Eater himself. Topics include: eating ass, politics corner, a revisiting of Aysha's 'the Greater Will is white people' thesis, and whether it would be worse to suffer forever or for everyone to be dead.

4 Mar 2026 - 57 min

BONUS - Alan Wake

This month on the bonus feed we are diving into the woods along with AJ of the Worst of All Possible Worlds podcast and cinematic director John Stauder to discuss Remedy Entertainment's fever dream of a series Alan Wake. Topics include: terrible birds, the unbearable cringe of being a writer, maturing along with your stories, Thomas Zane, bullshit discourse, and our newest podcast character, The Larian Pervert. Find the full episode on Patreon [https://www.patreon.com/c/allmymaidens]!

6 Feb 2026 - 5 min

Episode 16 - Iji, Blaidd, and Selivus

This week Aysha sits down with Trevor Strunk of the No Cartridge podcast to discuss Iji, Blaidd, and Selivus, or the Ranni Boys. Topics include: Miyazaki's famous parables, Handsome Wolf Men, the open-ended nature of Fromsoft questlines, fanfiction corner, Lore (tm), and Miquella as an ancient anime dragon.

2 Feb 2026 - 1 h 0 min

Episode 15- Chaos (Or Builds)

Okay, I'm gonna be real with this one, we were supposed to talk about character builds, but we did that for maybe five combined minutes and just riffed through the rest. Topics include: the unbearable lightness of trying to make anything at all, Pathologic corner, Homestuck corner, and Dung Eater's hole, for some reason. All I can say is, sorry about this one, folks.

17 Jan 2026 - 53 min

BONUS - Baldur's Gate 3

We're finally breaking out of our Fromsoft cell, starting with Larian's monstrous masterpiece, Baldur's Gate 3. Aysha is joined by Brian from the Worst of All Possible Worlds for a conversation where we can't stay on track to save our lives. Topics include: all the different things you can fuck, Hot Gollum, putting musical numbers in everything, Alan Wake corner, and leaving on Astarion on the beach for several weeks.

4 Jan 2026 - 5 min

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