American Girlbosses

Rebecca Rubin: Businessgirlboss

After a hiatus to accommodate a career change (talk about businessgirlbosses!), the girlies are back in action! It's time for America's favorite starlet, Beckie Rubin is here to talk business. Show business, grifting business, entrepreneurial business; she does it all. Do you love hutzpah? How about unions? Or concussions? Or movies? What about cats? This saga has it all. What do you do when you need to buy your family passage from Russia to New York and you're only 9? Let Beckster tell you. How about when you're forced to celebrate Christmas because your teacher is an evangelist? She has that covered, too. Did you ever wonder what Coney Island was like when it was full of carnies? You're about to find out. Listen up and hunker down as the gals take you deep into the colorful world of New York in 1914, where you can buy a banana for a penny and literally anyone can apparently be a movie star. Tune in to hear about our favorite American Opportunist!

Part 2: Cécile Rey: The Rich Man's Girlboss

Part 2 of the most boring American Girls ever created!! This time, our lil ladies dive into the heinous fashion of New Orleans, 1853. The wins are huge, the losses are catastrophic. The future of these two (both in their time period and in ours) is also discussed, and accurate (probably). Join Elizabeth and Francesca as they tear these 9 year olds to shreds. *the time period and place of these novels was hella interesting, so why are these girls (who are NOT friends, as evidenced by said books) SO BORING as individuals??

Part 1: Marie-Grace Gardner: Marie-Girlboss

Oof the gals had a rough one with this. Not only were these two the most boring heroines ever, but the first recording of this episode was deleted and had to be re-recorded. These episodes are so long. Recording takes forever. But by the grace of God they did it. For you <3 It's time for the first ever JOINT EPISODE!!! Both gals are presenting for you today! It's also Yellow Fever Time, Babyyy!!! Is this an interesting place and time that isn't typically covered in American History classes? You betcha! Does that make for an interesting premise? Of course! So, pray tell, HOW is it so BORING here? These bland girls do nothing. Interesting things happen TO them, but they are not interesting. Our two favorite hosts are, though, so please listen. I promise it's more interesting and fun than any of the wild books they had to read.

Caroline Abbott: Seaward Girlboss

Howdy folx its your fav unhinged girlies coming back for an encore! Fashionable late, as always. Journey with the lassies to Sackets Harbor, NY in 1812 to meet Caroline, Elizabeth's new favorite. Some good things: ships, cats, ice skating, Hot Mama, pistols, torches. Some bad things: the British, war, arithmetic. The gals answer the age old question: who is the hottest AG mom-figure? (Hint: it's Mother Abbott). This series was perfection. i am tired, please give it a read.

Molly McIntire: Ungovernable Girlboss

Pop a Molly and settle in, friendos. This week, the lassies discuss the girlboss who cannot be governed, Ms. Molly McIntire. How much do you love war? What about war sequels? This WWII champ refutes all laws and logic. Is she obsessed with hair that is not stick-straight and brown? Idk, ask Miss Campbell and her dark mahogany hair that swishes "like a dancer's skirt". Does she love playing bomb shelter? Idk, ask her very best and most traumatized friend, British Emily. Does she cover another best friend in worms, knowing full well that she has a legit phobia? Idk, ask Linda and/or Susan. There are lots of witnesses to Molly's ungovernability lurking in the shadows of her tyranny. Are they only her "friends" because they're scared of retribution from a girl that acknowledges no ruler other than herself, the One True Goddess? You decide.