The One That Got Away: Katy, Girl, What Happened?

The One That Got Away: Katy, Girl, What Happened?

Class is back in session—yes, I know, I disappeared for two weeks. Apologies, life was life-ing. But I’m back and so is the chaos. In this episode, I launch straight into a necessary rant about the tragedy that is Katy Perry’s career arc… and let’s be real, it’s kind of her own fault. We’re talking missteps, missed eras, and whatever “Smile” was supposed to be. Then, in true speed round fashion, I give a rapid-fire recap of this year’s Met Gala looks—who understood the assignment, who came to play, and who should’ve just stayed home. Buckle up.

Pedro Pascal Once Again Doesn't Go Shirtless

Step into the classroom of pop‑culture with this week’s episode of “Lecture Hall Lowdown”! Professor Daniel Ryan is on the syllabus: * Screen Studies Lecture We’ll be unpacking the emotional wreckage (and occasional laughs) of The Last of Us, from Ellie’s fierce loyalty to Joel’s bittersweet redemption, then pivot to the razor‑sharp wit of Hacks—examining how Deborah Vance schools life’s punchlines better than any stand‑up academy. * Literary Lab Notes I’ll share the leather‑bound details of my current reading roster—mysteries, memoirs, and magical realism—culminating in the big reveal that I’m finally about to crack open Throne of Glass and begin my journey through assassin academies and court intrigues. * Homework Hint I’ll tell you how I’m inching closer to that “first chapter” moment, what’s motivating me to finally enroll in Sarah J. Maas’s world, and how you can turn your reading goals from daydreams into diplomas. * Song of the Week (Pop Quiz) We’ll close with a sonic assignment: “If You Get Lonely” by Aly & AJ—a wistful tune guaranteed to earn you an A in feels. So grab your notebook (or your favorite mug), pull up a desk, and get ready for a lesson in binge‑watching, book‑crunching, and melodic studying. Class is officially in session—let’s learn something new together!

Coachella and Crumbl Cookies

Class is officially in session. In this week's episode, I step up to the front of the classroom to give my weekly "what I've been reading" update—yes, I did the homework, and yes, I have thoughts. Then we take a sweet detour (literally) to discuss the Kardashian x Crumbl collab… and listen, I hate to admit it, but those cookies kinda smacked. I'm not proud, but I am honest. Right after snack time, we head straight to the desert to break down the chaos, the fits, and the standout moments from this year's Coachella. From iconic sets to eyebrow-raising flops, we’re getting into it. From there, it’s all things moody and melodic as we enter the Church of Ethel Cain and Lana Del Rey. I spiral over the new single cover from Lana (it’s giving 2012 meme-core tragedy), but please know—I love her with my whole soul and nothing will change that. We also dive into TV time with the snappy brilliance of Hacks andunravel over the devastatingly disappointing season finale of Yellowjackets. And of course, I close out with the Song of the Week—a moment of musical clarity you didn’t know you needed. 📝 Attendance is mandatory, snacks are allowed, and pop quizzes are just passionate rants.

I'm Just Happy To Be At the Table

Alright class, take your seats—homeroom is in session. In this episode, I'm dishing on the books I’ve actually finished (yes, miracles do happen), the current state of my TBR that’s looking more like a crisis than a list, and my ever-shifting reading goals that may or may not be based on vibes alone. Then—we need to talk about Yellowjackets. I had high hopes, but some of these girls are testing my patience. Like, detention-worthy behavior. No notes… but not in a good way. Then we pivot to something worth extra credit—the jaw-dropping, soul-shattering White Lotus season finale. I break down that Carrie Coon monologue like it’s Shakespeare, and I’m not afraid to assign it required reading. And of course, I wrap things up with Song of the Week: a moody little number from the one and only Ethel Cain that’s been living rent-free in my head. Pencils down, headphones up. Class starts now. 🎧✨

RIP Starbucks Brownie 2007-2025

In this episode, I’m absolutely spiraling over Starbucks discontinuing the Double Chocolate Chip Brownie—like, why would they do this to me?? I get into my feelings about it and demand justice. Then, I shift gears to something much sweeter: Ariana Grande’s deluxe album release! I break down my thoughts, my favorite tracks, and what this era means to me. I also update you guys on my reading journey—what I’ve been loving and what’s next on my TBR. Plus, I share my latest show watch. And to wrap it all up, I give you the Song of the Week, so stick around to add a banger to your playlist! Grab a snack (preferably one that Starbucks hasn’t discontinued 😤) and tune in! 🎧✨